"Ohhh fuck!"
Were probably Ayrton Senna's last words, uttered at Tamborello corner fifteen years ago today.

At the time I was sat in my mate's lounge drinking beer and shouting "Ayrton, you cunt!" at the television.

Where were you and what were you doing?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 1 May 2009, 10:07, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How old am I? 27?
Ok, so I was 12...

Probably playing computer games or masturbating excessively.

No change there then.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:11, Reply)

I was in the pit lane
hiding my wire cutters
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Watching the race on TV with my dad and my uncle
Can remember it happening, doesn't seem like 15 years ago!
(username1, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:13, Reply)

*thinks*
I was 7... so probably setting fire to my sister or something.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Jebus Harry Christ
I was twenty. Twenty cunting years old.

Fuck me, I'm ancient.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 1 May 2009, 10:23, Reply)

I was sitting
Watching and feeling a bit sad because of the crash, I liked Senna.

PJM, I was 25, so you're not that old!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:25, Reply)

35 isn't that old
I bet you don't even have a stairlift yet.

EDIT Just remembered the joke that went round my school!

What's white (or was it red?) and can't take corners?

Ayrton Senna
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:25, Reply)

I may be thirty five...
...but I have a willy like a blind cobbler's thumb.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 1 May 2009, 10:31, Reply)

I was in a Hotel in Manchester...
...having some of the filthiest sex ever recorded. Me and this lass had three dirty weekends away, and each time some major name died (Cobain, Senna, and 1 other driver not long after, can't remember who).

Looking back, us splitting up was probably safest for all concerned...
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Fri 1 May 2009, 10:34, Reply)

I'm sure that's not true PJM
I bet it's like a sailor's forearm. I can't imagine chickenlady being with you for your looks or dazzling personality.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:37, Reply)

You're right Bert
It's the endless supply of free bike parts that does it.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 1 May 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Bert & PJM
I had an image od a baby's arm holding an apple.

I can't find the mind bleach, AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGG
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:46, Reply)

I was 7
And don't remember it :( My earliest memory of formula one was seeing Jean Alesi and Gerhard Berger driving through a chicane, I think it was the bus stop at Spa, but I can't remember the year.
( Captain V, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Playing Football
Although I did have Ayrton Senna on the Megadrive, I was gutted when I saw the news that night. I was 9 :(
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Dok
You've been watching Queer as Folk, you big gayer.

So have I though, *fwaps*
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:11, Reply)

I was 15
and remember all the jokes too.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:17, Reply)

I wish I'd known you when you were fifteen
you could have taught me all of the ways of the world, and groomed me into not being a cunt.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Sorry Bertie
Nope, never seen it. I don't watch TV very often now.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:20, Reply)

It's a line from the series
One of the gays gets with a really scary looking gay, and he says that he didn't mind that he was so scary looking because his cock was perfect, it was like a 'baby's arm holding an apple.'

I watched Queer as Folk years ago, with a girl, it got her all het-up. The filthy slag.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:22, Reply)

I was in my halls at uni
attempting to shove a carrot up my arse...

Twas a slow day...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:23, Reply)

I hope you washed it before you ate it

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:24, Reply)

I was 29.
Did this happen during a weekend?

If it did I was probably twatted.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Now THAT'S old.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:33, Reply)

I was eighteen
watching the race on tv bonged off my face.

Just a note:

That means it's fifteen years and a day since Roland Ratzenberger died on the same track in a similar car in a similar accident. The forgotten one.

His name's funny though.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I was watching the race
It wasn't the best I've ever seen.

@Apathyman - the other driver was Roland Ratzenburger, who died as a result of a crash during a practice session earlier in the weekend.

Edit - as No3l's just said.

Is that really 15 years? Bloody hell.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Apathyman
Roland Rattsenburger or something similar, died the same weekend.

I was sitting in a hotel in Carlisle, aged a spritely 10.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:31, Reply)

I was
Sitting in my brother's garden drinking a very nice sparkling shiraz and discussing Ratzenberger's fatal crash of the previous day on the same corner.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:31, Reply)

Hmm
I was watching the race. I would have been a few months off 15.

Yeah, Ratzenberger drove the ill-fated Simtek. I remember they had MTV as sponsors. I don't believe the team made it through the season.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:42, Reply)

i was
24. Fuck.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:35, Reply)