Happy Friday kids!
The first beer has just been cracked open, such a beautiful sound.
I have just enjoyed a cigarette and a crossword in the evenings dying light.
Fantastic.

How will you all be spending this evening?
(TheColonel, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:16, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

at work
*sads*
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 May 2009, 22:05, Reply)

daww
could be worse.
You could be working in a coal mine
Goin' down down down
Working in a coal mine
Whop! about to slip down.
(TheColonel, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:32, Reply)

nah it's restaurant work
which can be nearly as bad.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 May 2009, 22:39, Reply)

Ah well
Just make sure you don't spill gravy on anyone's lap. A friend of mine did that when serving in the VIP box at the local football stadium.

Do you have gravy in Oz?
How would you bbq it.....?
;)
(TheColonel, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:50, Reply)

To be fair
This is where she lives:


( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:54, Reply)

yes we have gravy
no you wouldn't bbq it you mong :P

And Light - I live pretty much on the second C of Convicts. I'm awesome.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 May 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Yes you are.
On a par with a shark with a frickin' laser.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:03, Reply)

dude
I *am* a shark with a fricken' laser. For chocolate that is.

By the way you have Giant Spiders and Fires the wrong way round on the map.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 May 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Watching X-men on FilmFour
Relaxing my a glass of toffee apple cider, and chatting with the girlfriend and picking at an easter egg whilst trying not to think of the mountain of work I need to somehow manage to do over the next four weeks.

Oh, and preparing to duck from VC's head.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:09, Reply)

@ Hair Pot
sounds good kid.

Although....how do you duck from oral sex?
(TheColonel, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:15, Reply)

Pot
you would be begging me for it - not ducking.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 May 2009, 23:17, Reply)

Well, if you put it that way....
/beg?

Then again, you're spoken for, so I revoke the beg.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:19, Reply)

good
otherwise I'd bite.

:D
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 May 2009, 23:20, Reply)

Ah ha!
And now you know why I have the developed muscles to enable the thing to duck. The result of a boyfriend who liked to give "playful nips".
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:22, Reply)

oh come on that's bad!
you don't give "playful nips!" if you use teeth!!isn't it more very gentle and slow grazing?

that sucks potty!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 May 2009, 23:26, Reply)

I will be cleaning my apartment. After last weekends severe
bout of depression, I'm coming out of the funk and need to get the apartment and my car cleaned up.
I shall also be writing a review on a Mobile Edge laptop bag, as well as a review on a USB 4 port hub.
And then, I shall have a glass of wine and order a pizza for dinner before wanking myself into a frenzy with my new vibrator before bed.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:31, Reply)

Teeth are just not good at all!
He never seemed to get that though. He did rather like the odd bit of pain. Teeth (gently) are good in some other area's though.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:36, Reply)

go you WBM
sounds like an er *cough* entertaining weekend.

EDIT: Potty - owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 May 2009, 23:36, Reply)

I don't appreciate
you threadjacking me for your pseudo-flirtation!

I feel used.
(TheColonel, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:20, Reply)

liar
you love it
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:41, Reply)

Oh, I'll use you Colonel.
I'll use you good.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:53, Reply)

Can I join in?
I'll use you to put in a new lightbulb in my lamp. it's blown. Well and truly blown. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:55, Reply)

Back of the queue VC!
I saw him first. Once I have finished with his quivering hulk, he's all yours...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:56, Reply)

nawwwh
Potty! isn't it Ladies First?
/holds a pan up ready to spang for inevitable reply..
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 May 2009, 1:04, Reply)

I'll blow
my lamp in a minute.




.....what?
(TheColonel, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:56, Reply)