Staying with today's 'too much information' theme,
I've always wondered: Would my cock curve to the right if I were left handed..?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:49, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I doubt it.

( Cawl, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:50, Reply)

As a left-handed chap
I can comprehensively say it bends slightly to the right. But there again, I have been known to 'over-exercise' on occasion, so it could be due to that.

Not to mention my Left Arm of Thor(TM).
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:50, Reply)

I am right handed.
Due to the development of curvature in my teens, I trained myself to be ambiwankstrous. I can happily inform you that the problem has been fixed.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:03, Reply)

@Ethelred
How can comprehensively say that Mr Oli's cock curves in any direction - unless you are some kind of gym-showers or lavatory cockwatching type?

Errrrrrrrr!!

/childish
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:04, Reply)

I'm left-handed
But I use my right hand for lap-wrestling. This combination may explain why it doesn't curve to either side.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:04, Reply)

I have heard...
That bends can be a very good thing...

I think you boys should make more of an effort to encourage the bends in specific directions.

A little effort during your formative years could pay off massively in years to come.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Well
Mine doesn't bend either way.
That, however, is due to old age and infrequency.
He just hangs limply like the last leaf of lettuce in a Pizza Hut salad bar.
*Deep Sigh*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 5 May 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Psyche
I can't blow my own trumpet (spot the pun?) but my sig tells all...

Monty.

That is all.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:15, Reply)

@Ethel
Maybe you're an 'equal opportunities employer'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Red
That's just with your fingers though, you told us all about your technique in Edinburgh.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Slips Dok a...
twenty. Shhh!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:37, Reply)

What technique is this?
?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Actually, no
I don't think I want to know. I may require mind bleach.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Sorry Psyche
It is a trade secret.

Like the Magic Circle. (snigger)
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Well psyche
it involves three fingers...

*waits for quiet money*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Sorry Vadger
only have loud money here.

Plus, it doesn't involve 3 :-P
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Vadger?
Darth Vadger *deep breathing*

*moaning*

*screaming*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:46, Reply)

That awful place
In between intrigue and the sort of thoughts that require cauterisation from the brain.

I'm there.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:47, Reply)

TGV - Twas a splendid purposely mis-typed
nickname for you.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:47, Reply)

???
Ok, the intrigue wins...

Wha??
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Book now for your free demo.
Further sessions may also be free.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:50, Reply)

OK Red
I'll say nothing.

Well I say that but if a better offer comes along I may have to impart the secret to them, or at least show them.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Can you not
Just demonstrate on someone else, then get them to give a review on your performance?

Thus neatly sidestepping all the goo involved with participation in such an event.

www.performanceadvisor.co.uk

Like trip advisor, could even have the candid photo option too. And the ratings on cleanliness, accessibility, location etc.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:52, Reply)

If that was
a real website I do apologise.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:52, Reply)

It's not a real one.
You're safe.

For now...
( Cawl, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:54, Reply)

I suspect Red's trick
involves locking his middle finger joint so only the tip moves. Met many a girl who hates the look of this freaky double jointedness, but never complained afterwards :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:55, Reply)

I can do that.
With 3 fingers out of 4 on each hand. And the thumbs. When you do it all at once it looks a bit ETish. Gross. But now I know of the practical application........

Pokylips, Little Gem no longer! Mwahahahaha!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:08, Reply)

It exists now
Mwhahahahaha!

And I don't mean Mr Oli's suggestion. Pervert.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:01, Reply)

I can lock my
middle finger joints. I'd obviously be a hit with the ladies *winks at Psyche*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:05, Reply)

No wonder you called yourself Badger
Now we know why you're rarely seen outside your home.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:07, Reply)

*shocks*
What's wrong with that?! lol

Was on topic ;-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Ah, but Mr Oli
This is the Off Topic area.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:11, Reply)

*Badum tsh*
hehe...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:14, Reply)

Wow.... I can lock three of my fingers on one hand and one on the other
So just the tips moved, but I never considered any use for it outside of freaking people out with my double jointedness! Thankyou internet!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:58, Reply)