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What's Kaol's real name?
He looks like a Rupert or a Nigel to me.
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Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:39,
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James.
Well, Jim.
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Cawl, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:40,
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No it isn't
you fucking liar
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Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:40,
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How about Morris?
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Cawl, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:42,
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Morris
there we go, that's what I'll call you from now on.
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Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:43,
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I always
Thought it was Clark.
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Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:40,
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Not gay enough
see me after class
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Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:41,
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Not telling.
But it rymes with onion.
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girlinthehole, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:43,
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Twat?
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Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:44,
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Poor effort.
2/10.
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Cawl, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:45,
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Shut up, Morris
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Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:46,
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*shrugs*
I'm wondering now, if you're actually called Robert, or if the username is a false trail.
I reckon it's Stevie.
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Cawl, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:48,
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*spastic voice*
Aye AHM NOT CALLLLED STEVIE
*belms*
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Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:04,
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I always thought
he looked/sounded a bit like a Jeremy.
Or a Mike.
Or a Max.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 May 2009, 10:44,
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I thought Jeremy too
but even that seems too cool for him
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Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:46,
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Mike
It's a lovely name to have :0)
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:50,
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Yeah, it is
:)
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 May 2009, 10:54,
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My big brother's name is mike
he's awesome fun.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:02,
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Hoorah!
And HOORAY for Mikes everywhere.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:04,
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I know what it is
but telling would be boring, and that's Berts vocation.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:49,
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Hahaha
Shagged been inside your girlfriend.
ZING
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Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:03,
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Ha
That means I've seen your penis.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:06,
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Everybody's seen my penis
you numpty
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Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:07,
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Only I have
seen it from the inside.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:30,
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Now I'm confused
do you mean to say that I left an exact impression of my cock inside her?
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Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:42,
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Kate.
It's short for "Bob" apparently.
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 8 May 2009, 10:49,
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I know for a fact that it is the best name that you can have
sorry to disappoint
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:53,
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Agreed.
There aren't enough people called Boris outside of Russia.
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Cawl, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:55,
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My mate Boris
looks like a taller, fatter version of Penfold.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:05,
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Your friend is
Ronnie Corbett?
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Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:07,
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Nope
But if he WAS Ronnie Corbett I'd give him lots of hugs
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:12,
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I'd put him on a mantlepiece
and make him dance for me
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Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:14,
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Naked?
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:23,
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Save for a little Porkpie hat
and a parrot on his shoulder
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Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:24,
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What?
Kaol's real name is Curtis von Winklehoffer?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 May 2009, 10:55,
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Is it
Spork?
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Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:55,
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That'd be awesome.
A name that echoes the shining pinnacle of modern culinary technology.
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Cawl, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:59,
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Change it!
I will give you 50p is you add Spork to your name by deed poll.
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Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:03,
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Hmmmm...
Doesn't it cost about twenty quid for the deed poll?
I don't see this being a profitable adventure.
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Cawl, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:09,
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I'm sure other B3tans will chip in.
I'll send you a glass that I guarantee Ronnie Corbett has drunk out of at some time.
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Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:10,
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No...
Last time I took a bet for 50p I'm pretty sure I ended up with diabetes.
If I get any new animals/children that need naming any time soon though...
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Cawl, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:11,
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Sebastian
Cholmondley-Warner III
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:00,
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SuperKaol?
Must be Klark Kunt.
Or Eric. Looks like an Eric.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:06,
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He's not cool enough to be Eric
for Eric is.... BANANAMAN
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Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:11,
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I've been thinking
And now I think it's Billy Batson!
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Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:53,
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easy peasy
it's Rumpelstiltskin
AICMFP
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happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:10,
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