I'm stressed to hell and need cheering up
so any posts with fluff, jokes or motivation can be posted here, please.

I spent a few minutes manning the fuck up after breakfast, and a few minutes before... well... you know... so I've hopefully covered the /ac.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:15, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No3l
MAN the fuck up. You're tough. Strong. You can do it.
Have a bit of fluff.
When YOU are scared, this is what happens.
I used to be uncertain, but now I'm not so sure...

*hugs* You'll be fine! Just walk proud with that awesome jumper and nothing bad will happen.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 May 2009, 8:18, Reply)

Heh
That's a good start, thankyou.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:31, Reply)

anytime.
:) Seriously.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 May 2009, 8:42, Reply)

I have a baby boycat sat on my shoulder,
and a baby girlcat still trying to get the damned spider that's halfway up the wall. She's living up to her name - Bomber - and trying to bomb up the wall to get spidey.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:37, Reply)

Cat tip of the week
Becky'll probably murder me for this... Get a cheap red laser pointer. They'll go properly mad mental chasing it all over everything.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:50, Reply)

Got one,
but it only comes out occassionally so as not to drive them mental/ruin my furniture
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:55, Reply)

I'll murderlise you because I was doing it years ago

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:08, Reply)

I'm sure
exposing cats' sensitive eyes to laser light is probably against the veterinary code or somesuch, right? :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:22, Reply)

If you shine it directly into their eyes yes
not if you race the light along the floor for them to be mentallists.

MTFU
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:39, Reply)

So's your face.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Refresh the page to change it around.
http://90nz0.com/nice.php
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:43, Reply)

I've seen that before
and I think I want your babies.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:48, Reply)

Hah, wait 'till you see 90Nz0.com v2 !
It'll be a social networking MASTER PEACE.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:55, Reply)

I just ran over a dog
one of those disabled ones with wheels at the back.

How am I doing?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:54, Reply)

Your sig.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:01, Reply)

Go and watch some porn
Then be thankful you're not some saggy titted munter who's only way of making money is from selling her wrinkled body and cavernous clunge.

Then go and laugh at the slappers in the street.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:56, Reply)

Just remember you've still got your youth.
*may be a recurring theme with me*
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:04, Reply)

just a tad dearest.
:-p
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:09, Reply)

No3l will it help
if I sit on your face again?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:09, Reply)

That would help massively!
*beams*
*muffles*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Yeah
great way to cheer us both up at the same time ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:34, Reply)

puts hands under armpits
Tickle-lickle-lickle.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:58, Reply)