Last night
I watched Batman (Burton/Keaton) and whilst incredibly cheesy has convinced me when I grow up I want to be the joker.

Which bad guy do you want to be when you grow up (obviously the superiour cunning of B3tans would mean you'd win over the hero)?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:25, 41 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I always wanted to be
The wicked witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Win over the hero...
What if we don't want to sleep with them?
( Captain V, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:29, Reply)

You
want to sleep with everyone
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:29, Reply)

True

( Captain V, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Any bad guy
that gets to "get jiggy" with Alicia Silverstone. I saw the Batman and Robin last week (G Clooney et al) and Ms Silverstone in that was ... positively criminal. I'm surprised it didn't get an 18 rating.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:29, Reply)

I actually love Alicia Silverstone
and I know someone who knows her too. can't remember who that is....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:30, Reply)

Batman and Robin
Jesus, that was a steaming pile of cack. Joel Schumacher has a lot to answer for regarding crimes against comic book movies with that effort.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:18, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:35, Reply)

But I'm probably more like....

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:36, Reply)

are they from Galaxy High?
is that what it was called?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Yup

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Pfffft!
Catwomen obviously.


Meeeeow!
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:38, Reply)

*purrs*
Women dressed as cats make my tummy feel funny.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:40, Reply)

In a good way?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Yeah
Even those cheap cat ears and eyeliner whiskers give me butterflies.

I'm just realising how odd that is.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:47, Reply)

hmmmm.
So you should have been glad you didn't see me at my eisteddfod last year. Did a song from the musical Cats - thus had to dress in lyrca, wear ears, get the eyeliner whiskers on and all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Careful No3l
Before you know it you'll be dressing like them, and having fur-piles.

We'll try an intervention before you become a fully-fledged furry.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Heheh
As much as it pains me to admit it, it's more a sexual thing.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Are you
A yiffer or a scritcher?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:04, Reply)

*googles*
Neither, I think. I guess I just find cats sexy.

Fuck me, I'm sure I shouldn't be posting this :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Female cats on heat are very sexy.
.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Are you kidding?
The amount of noise they make, demanding attention 24/7 and general mess that surrounds the whole shebang as she picks out an outfit to wear.

Oh wait...we were talking about cats weren't we?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:14, Reply)

I'd go for being The Joker in The Dark Knight
He has all the best lines.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Yep, but Nicholson's Joker got
"This town needs an enema!"
( monkeybananaraffle, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:41, Reply)

But Heath Ledger got
Taking off his surgical mask and saying "Hiii". Almost giving Harvey Dent a heart attack.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:42, Reply)

And the 'disappearing pencil trick'
Tadaaa!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:46, Reply)

That was genuinely brillient

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:55, Reply)

Nicholson also got
"Does it look like I'm joking?"

Which made me giggle
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:48, Reply)

I'd be RoboCop 2
That robot is one bad-ass motherfucker on drugs.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:41, Reply)

That would be Kane
he was pretty cool, although not as cool as the ninja robots from Robocop 3
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Yeah Kane
RoboCop 3 was utter, utter bollocks, therefore you are wrong, on the internet :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:09, Reply)

Error
Although the film itself was shite (as was Dark Justice) the ninja robots were indeed fuckin ace therefore good sir, it is you who is wrong!

and I'll meet you for a fight in you disagree
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:57, Reply)

My Kane
against your gay robot ninja.

It's a date.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:02, Reply)

I'd be Mumra the Ever Living
And I'd bang Cheetara so hard my mummified cock would break off inside her.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:47, Reply)

You're naaaaaaaasty

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Ahaha!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Glad I'm not
the only one to have though she was sexy.


I'd be Scaramanga, even if I don't get to be mean all the time, I#ll have an extra nipple to play with.
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Captain Black.
Indestructable and cool as fuck.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:55, Reply)

and he owns
deepest voice in the universe. Please pass the Strepsils.
( monkeybananaraffle, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:43, Reply)

I like the original Batman film
But it's marred by two obvious pieces of really bad animation (at the start when Bats is on the rooftop overlooking Gotham and walks into the shadows, and the end when the Joker falls to his death). Even in 1989 they looked ropey.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:21, Reply)

To answer the question
I'd be Spike from Buffy.

Already got the leather coat, and I'm no stranger to peroxide.

And it'd be ace being able to smoke in the knowledge that it wasn't going to kill me, 'cos I'd be dead already.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:09, Reply)