The other day I got a text
obviously come to the wrong number asking how much I wanted for the phone I was selling.

Naturally I replied "I'll have a go on your mum, that'll be worth about a fiver"

The reply came back "haha, seriously, how much"

Again, my reply "10,000 in unmarked notes. Throw it from the 10:30 train"

Then the guy called me, still thinking I was his mate

I told him he had a wrong number, to which he replied "Fuck!" and hung up

Seconds later he phones back saying "Oi you mug, what are you doing saying shit about my mum"

I hung up.

Then I got a text from him telling me I was a cunt, a prick, a twat, that his dad was a copper and he would trace my number, and that I should come and meet him and he would beat the shit out of me everywhere.

What a penis. If I'd text the wrong number by mistake and someone was having a laugh with me I'd find it pretty fucking funny. This guy was a dickhead though.

What are your thoughts? Was I wrong to do it? Should I have met up with him to get a pasting?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:09, 33 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Easy,
Just post his number on here.
Then we can all text him "Your Mum!" at a pre-arranged time.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Send it to the newsletter...
Haha!
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:11, Reply)

YES !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:14, Reply)

done

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Good man!
*freezes self 'til Friday*
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Yes!
Top stuff, the combined wit of a thousand b3tans will make him quake in his Reeboks.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 12 May 2009, 10:36, Reply)

that'll equal the wit
of about 500 normal people. Still good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:41, Reply)

hmmm, tempting
think I emptied my inbox the other day though as it was dangerously full
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Dammit man!
*shakes fist*
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Go through your recieved calls!

( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:15, Reply)

This

( Captain V, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Im in!
great idea
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Tempting
as it is to take a pasting, this isn't the 17thC / 18thC where honour needs to be defended with swords or pistols at dawn.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Alsy, why the hell would you take a pasting?
He's probably 14, talking like that.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:14, Reply)

And you look like a man
Who can take care of himself :p
You're no midget.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Some midgets can take care of themselves too
*puffs out chest*
( Captain V, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:17, Reply)

That's 'cos you're best of all the midgets.

( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Do you love him best of all the midgets?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Yeah.
He's even better than the In Bruges midget.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Woohhhh, wooohhhhh, wooohhh there.....
Let's not be to hasty, that's a pretty good midget there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:30, Reply)

...
Pretty good, but he's no Captain V.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:34, Reply)

I may be large
and look kind of intimidating, but as the badge on my profile shows, I am a coward ;-)

would quite like to hit someone though, just to see how much it hurts them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:20, Reply)

He's obviously a twat.
Forget about it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Hah, what a cock.
"GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS SO I CAN COME AND BEAT YOU UP"... yeah', like that's an incentive.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:15, Reply)

Tell him you'll meet him outside Big Ben on the 15th of this month, first one around the world wins.
The Queen will be there herself to announce the winner.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:16, Reply)

I know
stupid as fuck
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:19, Reply)

I'd have done the same Vippy.
Just ignore him, you've had your fun, and hes looked like a complete tit, so all is even.
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:16, Reply)

In response to all
I wasn't expecting to get a pasting. it amused the hell out of me that he said his dad was a copper and would trace my number.

was tempted to send back "fine, then I'll get the cunt fired for wasting police resources"

was also tempted to say "meet me in the town centre at 2am and we'll set to it"

but I was herbally relaxed by this point, so I merely told him how stupid he was.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:19, Reply)

The thing is
he could have been anywhere in the UK, as mobile numbers aren't assigned geographically. So meeting in the centre of 'town' could be 600 miles from you!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:03, Reply)

that was indeed the point
I doubt the mouth-breather would have realised that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Ha Ha.
I think that would be the point! Such fun.

I got some lovely photos sent to my mobile phone last new year's eve from a delightful young lady in various states of undress. Being the nice chap I am, I sent her a text explaining her mistake. I got rather a blushingly embarrassed reply as she had meant to send them to her boyfriend who was posted to some godforsaken patch of sand with the marines. I wished her well and told her he would definitely enjoy those photos.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:11, Reply)

POIDH
Pictures or it didn't happen.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Wish I could!
Unfortunately my ancient sumerian phone does not accept pictures and they were accessed via the orange website. That deletes them after a a certain period. I showed them to my mates though and they agreed.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:18, Reply)