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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I had some crisps
because I'm too poor to buy food so just steal all the crisps from the meetings and stash them in my drawer
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:03, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
are you still poor?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)
Do you have the equivilient to a crate of crisps in your draw now?
If not, SEEK OUT MORE CRISPS !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)
'equivalent'
'drawer'

You have not been charged for this call
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:29, Reply)
Ouch, did you splurge your salary...
on Friday night?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 12 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)
No it all went on filthy filthy bills
I have about 4 packets left *hunts down more meetings*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:13, Reply)
I didn't realise he was charging these days.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)
He has to pay for his NY flights somehow.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)
I thought Willard Christpher Smith, Jnr... lives in miami?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:21, Reply)
haha
Well the credit crunch has brought about many a change. He said you'd get a discount though
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:20, Reply)
Wookiee won't pay.
He's already giving himself away for free in alleyways.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)
That was a special introductory offer.
Not my fault you missed it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)
Damn my determination to honour commitments I'd made to friends.
DAMN!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)
Oooh, brilliant.
I shall start saving up.

Oh look, I've finished.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)
That was quick
You can get help for that though
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)
Assistance
only makes it worse :(
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:24, Reply)
What
you actually come before you get aroused?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:26, Reply)
I ejaculate backwards in time.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)
Through a wormhole?
Presumably this is how you can touch the sides.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:31, Reply)
Oh dear.
The fact that it wouldn't touch the sides of yours doesn't make it small, pet.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:34, Reply)
Sweetheart, that wasn't sex we were doing, that was arm-wrestling.
No wonder you feel so frustrated.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)
Are you suggesting
that my ludicrous fiddler-crab forearm wouldn't touch the sides either?

What have you been putting in there?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)
Al.
He's stretched me. Stretched me good.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:38, Reply)
I'm pretty sure
that you're not supposed to put him in head first.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:44, Reply)
That's what I tried to tell him,
the deviant bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:46, Reply)
Haha, I'm going to knick that line.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)
No wonder
you're free if you only last that long.
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

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