So
double anal and/or double vaginal intercourse. Is it actually pleasureable, or is it just something invented by pornstars just to see if they could?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:08, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hello, my favourite slag

( thealternativefact, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Hello Clenders
How are you!? Have you been practising your guitar and warbling?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:11, Reply)

Yes!
Still crap, but I will overcome my performance anxiety for you, Al ;)
( thealternativefact, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Woohoo!
I'm trying to convince mrs al to join me on her cello and backing vocals
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Amazing!
*excites*
( thealternativefact, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Ask someone with their head up their arse, I'm sure they can tell you.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:10, Reply)

So why can't you just tell me now?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:11, Reply)

*guffaw*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:13, Reply)

It's the way I tell them



seriously.

this wouldn't be funny in a pub.







It would be an awkward silence.



















you'd probably try and down the rest of your drink so you had an excuse to go to the bar.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Bugger, I've got to go home
and miss all the fun :-(
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:12, Reply)

No fun here.
Kindly move along.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:16, Reply)

It's only not fun
'cause i'm such a cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Depends how big and flappy your genitalia is I suppose.
Or indeed how small the penises were.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Thing is
if they have tiny cocks, then they can't physically get them in, and if they have massive cocks, it must be a bit painful. And also, it must feel really odd rubbing your bell end really hard against someone elses.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:20, Reply)

You know
this is something I have never really given any thought to.

Now that you've mentioned it, I'm not sure I want to either...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Yeah you do
have a good long think about it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:29, Reply)

*mindbleaches*
I'm too old for this sort of thing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:40, Reply)

These thoughts are keeping you awake at night
aren't they?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:41, Reply)

Shhhh
I have an internet mystique to uphold, you know...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:42, Reply)

You have us believing that you're a dashing, sexy young rogue
When actually you're ....erm....


You *are* a dashing, sexy young rogue.

And you should have been the next Dr Who.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:47, Reply)

Never tried it, but never felt the urge to either
If I do however, B3ta will be the first place I tell. Graphically.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:55, Reply)

I'll try it
when I can find a bloke with a Honda Accord.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:16, Reply)

You do realise I am going to hold you to this
I'm buying a new car next year, guess what my first choice is now.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:21, Reply)

My brother has one and he's sorting out a divorce at the moment
just got to travel to the states to do it :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:32, Reply)

Do I really want to say this?
It. Fucking. Hurts.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:55, Reply)

Too much info, Potty

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 May 2009, 19:00, Reply)

Probably.
It answers the question though.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:08, Reply)

Not enough
He didn't say if he was giving or receiving.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:39, Reply)

Receiving,
I can only vouch for one way. It's hard to maintain the positions though. And really, not a turn on.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:13, Reply)

porn is less erotica and more physical theatre
it's about pushing the body's boundaries and seeing what's possible

show me a man who genuinely finds bukkake or Double anal erotic and i'l show you a liar
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:49, Reply)

^ this
in the context of the question, I agree.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:53, Reply)

DVDA
The holy grail of pr0n. I don't think it has ever been achieved.

My quest continues...
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:29, Reply)