Peter Andre....
was worried that when he left Jordan she would turn to drink, but then he did leave her with a giant Harvey Wallbanger.
(Kia Ora it's 2 orangey 4 crows, it's just 4 me and my dog, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I love it!
When I first heard the news of their divorce, I thought she was having a mastectomy - well, at least they said she was getting rid of the right tit.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Quality!!!!
Another one that was doing the rounds was:

So Jordan and Peter have split up? I bet Harvey didn't see that coming....
(Kia Ora it's 2 orangey 4 crows, it's just 4 me and my dog, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:58, Reply)

i heard the pope was recently in jordan
she doesn't hang about, obviously.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:59, Reply)

What's the difference between Israel and Dwight Yorke?
Israel knew when to pull out of Jordan...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:22, Reply)

I heard that Peter got pissed off with having to constantly repair the plasterboards.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:32, Reply)

at least
their marriage lasted longer than Jade Goodys.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:58, Reply)

I laughed at that
Does that make me a bad person?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:06, Reply)

After it was announced that Katie Price and Peter Andre are to split...
Katie said she would "miss the family holidays they shared, the TV specials they made, and the companionship."

Peter said he would "miss the titwanks, and watching the fat cod eyed cunt walk into the wall"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Pfffffft!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:13, Reply)