To all the people who slag off
my humongous pefectly normal sized vagina, I'd say I hope you contract a horrible STI that eats your pitiful excuses for sexual organs but I am aware that would involve actually having sex and as you are all grose deformed freakshows that manage to repel normal members of the human race that seems unlikely to happen.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:40, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

and here I was hoping to use you as a hot air balloon
for a romantic trip with my long-term gf who I have sex with ;-)

wouldn't require much extra air either
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Well you
talk enough shit to inflate several balloons
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:45, Reply)

this is very true
I should hire my services out.

the inflation servives anyway, the others are free of charge
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:46, Reply)

And...
...breathe.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:49, Reply)

^This will be my next tattoo.
On my wrist.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Erm
the whole point of the thread is to rant? So man the fuck up or fuck off
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:02, Reply)

I
wasn't going to mention it, but it's not possible to have my cock eaten by an STI.

My arms weren't the only thing I had to eat on my journey. The cock was hardly worth mentioning though - it was like a pepperami, only not as thick.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:12, Reply)

And now
It's true that you are a bit of an animal.

But which bit?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:23, Reply)

the anus?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Win.

(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:37, Reply)

RE Humongous Vagina...
It's OK - size doesn't matter. It's how you use it.

(I always wanted to say that to a girl.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:32, Reply)

also allows the use of my favourite phrase ever
coined by someone on here as far as I know

it does matter if it's big, it'd be "like opening the window and fucking the night"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Or
chucking a sausage up the Mall.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 May 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Wizards sleeve?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:56, Reply)