Haha, what a load of shite...
Just was on msn.com, and saw "Top 10 'Jump Out Of Your Seat' Moments, and thought I'd give it a look.

What a load of shite.

entertainment.uk.msn.com/movies/galleries/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=16102530

Opinions (of the ones I've seen)

Deep Blue Sea - Poor poor film, why not Jaws?
The Descent - Shite film
Se7en - I'll admit, that bit shit me up
Carrie - Maybe scary when it came out, but I expected it to happen.
The omen - What? How will that make you jump?
Final Destination - One of the funniest things I've ever seen in Cinema.

How about some alternative suggestions?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:51, 26 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Pan's Labyrinth
is pretty damn scary... and its fucking gory as well (think its only a 15 cert; fuck knows why).

Well worth a watch though.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:53, Reply)

That thing with the eyes in its hands...
(Ms Crow maintains that if I put my own hands in front of my eyes then I look a bit like it...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:54, Reply)

bottle face beating?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:01, Reply)

The worst bit for me
was the knife-in-the-mouth bit, and the consequent...erm, "first aid".

I don't like the torture and "if you are able to count to 3, we will let you go!". Because it frustrates me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:36, Reply)

30 Days of Night
There are a few moments in that when I jumped!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 28 May 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Should probably add some...
btw, these are simply moments that made me jump, not necessarily scared me

The Grudge - Where the kid appears in the window
Jaws - Where the head floats out of the ship

Hmmm, this is difficult, I can't think of many others...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Ah good one...
...that bit where the head floats up in Jaws is scary! I don't like it when the guy gets attacked in the lake and his leg sinks to the bottom when it gets bitten off... grim!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 28 May 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Why
Is it that the head falling out of the boat bit in jaws makes everybody jump.

I first saw it when it came out in the cinema, and it still makes me jump to this day!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:16, Reply)

That bit where Simba's dad dies
And every time Ant McPartlain's forehead appears on the telly.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:58, Reply)

He's got a new haircut.
And Simon Cowell took the mick.

Did ya see?
(TheColonel, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:33, Reply)

I couldn't help but see
The light reflected shines with the power of a thousand suns!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:38, Reply)

I liked Descent..
The Mist (with Thomas Jane), if only for the awesome ending.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Ooh!
The final scene in Candyman.

Shit me up, but also turned a good film into a great one!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Blair Witch Project was shit
one of the biggest wastes of time and money I've ever experienced
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:00, Reply)

^^This

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:15, Reply)

They list the Blair Witch
I mean. WTF? How is someone (with poor acting skills) running around with a handycam in a dark wood scary?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Apparently...
...it is because the actors keep saying 'ohmigidimsofuckingscared' every two minutes.

Utter shit.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Plus..
Event Horizon - The video in it from the previous group.

Scared me when I was younger, now just seems tame.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Its funny how things scare you when you're younger,
and when you see them later on in life you can't understand what you were scared of... Worzel Gummidge scared the shit out of me when I was a kid!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 28 May 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Jason and the Argonauts
I still get a bum-clench when I see the skeletons sword fighting.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:10, Reply)

my little list
Aliens: When they all start creeping out of the walls.
House of 1000 Corpses: the long frame where the bloke gets shot in the head
Halloween (the remake): All the bits with the young lad - fookin ace!
28 Days later: Fuckin Zombies.......running.......really fast!!!
28 weeks later: Robert Carlyle getting infected
Dr Who: Blink.......not a film but pretty damn scary
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:10, Reply)

spikeypickle's just reminded me
Alien - the first one - the moment when the first officer turns on Sigourney Weaver and they find out that he was an android all along. I think that actually sent more a shiver down the spine than the scene at the end when the alien's in the escape pod with her...

And yes, Blink was a fucking awesome episode of Dr Who.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Wolf Creek is fucking terrifying
if you've been out there (I have).
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Pretty much all of...
...Suspiria, I think its the music that creeps me out so much!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 28 May 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Yep.
Great soundtrack.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:31, Reply)

I think thats the thing that makes a horror film...
...if the soundtrack is good it creates so much suspense you don't really need anything scary to even happen, its the build up thats scary!!

God I love horror films! I'm very excited about the re-make of Last House on the Left! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 28 May 2009, 12:34, Reply)