Christ on a bike
My face really fucking hurts... Was at a wedding yesterday and on the way home my nose had an argument with a pavement.

I am now the poud owner of an extra nostril at the top of the bridge.

Anyone else managed to suitably disfiguire themselves over the weekend?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 31 May 2009, 20:44, 23 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

New burns from my soldering iron
I also nailed my elbow to the wall earlier.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 31 May 2009, 20:49, Reply)

ouch
That sounds impressive. How in the hell did you manage that??
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Sun 31 May 2009, 20:49, Reply)

By being an uber spaz
I am a complete joey at virtually everything that requires physical coordination. even at the age of 40, I catch 1 in 3 or 4 things that are thrown at me....

However, I can solder without burning my fingers.
(CheatingRabbit, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Whereas I still keep dropping the iron on my hands.
Every bloody time I use it, I burn myself.

See below for the elbow thingy.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Last weekend home
I did exactly the same. Totally face planted the ground. Managed to get carpet burn all down one side of my face! Went nicely with the mahoosive shiner.

I blame Aberdeen. It makes me do crazy drinking!
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Sun 31 May 2009, 20:49, Reply)

Nailed your elbow to the wall?
How the shuddering fuck did you manage to do that?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 31 May 2009, 20:50, Reply)

It's a trick of mine
My left elbow is entirely covered with scar tissue from a bike accident a few years ago. I have no nerve endings there, so I can't feel a thing. My sisters boyfriend didn't believe me... so I nailed my elbow to the wall to demonstrate.

Yes, alcohol was involved.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 31 May 2009, 20:56, Reply)

O_o
Oh. My. Goodness.

Oh good god.

I'm impressed.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:05, Reply)

I have very entertaining sun tan lines
obtained by not noticing where the mp3 player earphone wires were while I was asleep in the sun.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 31 May 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Quick!
Get a vector pic up now!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 31 May 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Don't encourage her
it's a pathetic attempt to boost her low self esteem! I'll tell her TO HER FACE 'cause I'm all brave and shit.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:01, Reply)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:08, Reply)

You disgust me
I'M USING CAPITALS AND BOLD TEXT TO INDICATE HOW UPSET I AM.

I'm now going to go and eat my own weight in pork pies.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:11, Reply)

But then JMG will hate you more
because you're a fatty boom batty and not in a good way.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Further development of this is needed.
Write things on your skin with them?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:00, Reply)

I've managed to get Total Eclipse of the Heart stuck in my head
I think that's mentally scarring, I'm sure.

Apart from that, I've not disfigured myself, apart from a few things I've done which should have resulted in me breaking my nose via facepalmage.

Hope your nose feels better soon Mr Davros Snr Sir!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Thank you
It really is fucking tender at the moment though. Going to bed may be interesting as I have a tendency to lie face down...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 31 May 2009, 22:08, Reply)

@DG
I'm not medically qualified by anyone other than the Army, but if you're still in pain after that much time perhaps you should try NHS direct or A&E?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Thanks Ed
but I suspect it's merely bruised uinder the surface, hence the pain.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 31 May 2009, 22:08, Reply)

also
Could you use it to give yourself another semi-tat? ;)

I've been in most of the glorious weekend working :(
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Well I went out cycling yesterday
Hadn't cleaned out the hose for my water pack properly, and appear to have made myself a bit ill from it.

Internal disfigurement!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:23, Reply)