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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have just had a horrid rememberance.
It was Reading, 2005. A few friends and I were wending our
As young men are wont to do, he went on and on and on about his sexual shenanigans of the previous few weeks. Until I heard the sentence that I have just remembered:
"O' course, we don't really do it doggy-style." said he.
"Why's that, buddy?" said another mate, clearly a glutton for punishment.
"Because her bum's too big and my dick's too small." came the all-too-honest reply.
In one measly minute I found out more about my friend than I ever, ever wanted to know.
When was the last time your friends shared too much?
( , Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:13, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The following week she showed me the holes where she'd been doing performance art on hooks
( , Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Although it was a branding just above the clit that she had done on stage in TG in front of an audience.
( , Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:46, Reply)

me in great detail about how my mum tasted funny, and had fanny batter the consistency of wallpaper paste.
I was aghast.
Eventually, I said: "Shut up, Dad..."
( , Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Yeah, that's it. Your "friend" had a tiny dick. Um-hmm.
( , Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:11, Reply)

Turned up, complete bunch of strangers. At the getting-to-know-you in the pub, one of the guys suddenly piped up with, "Why do I always fart for ages after someone's taken me in the arse?"
While I'm not averse to it myself, not something I'd like to know while trying to eat my pizza having just met you.
( , Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:19, Reply)

A mate of mine made his tuna sandwiches in his packed lunch go a long way when we had guests, for you see,
Jesus is my friend.
( , Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:35, Reply)

A lovely bubbly curvy and highly sexed female who loved to take it up the poo chute and would regale me of her latest doggy antics quite loudly whilst on the bus to work.
'P' I still think you're great and you got me my first one night stand so you'll always have a place in my heart.
( , Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:18, Reply)
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