'noon clenders
Basically [ex-girlfriend] called me last night after having a panic attack so we spoke on the phone for a while. Turns out she took an overdose on Thursday and ended up in hospital. Shortly after that she sent me a text message that sounded pretty suicidal so I asked her about it. She said that it was what she wanted to do and that she’d made her mind up and I couldn’t change it. I immediately called her house phone to tell her parents only to be hung up on as soon as they realised it was me so I jumped in the car and flew round there so that I could tell them.

Her Dad answered the door, I explained why I was there but he gave the impression that he was more concerned with the fact that I was on his doorstep than actually listening to what I had to say. I felt as though I’d got the message across as best as I’d be able to and he’d said [ex-girlfriend] was ok so I went to leave. As I was leaving I needed a moment to compose myself before I got in the car as I had the shakes and as I was about to get in [ex-girlfriend] came out to talk to me.

I say talk but really I mean “try to tear in to me for having the cheek to do something”. Eventually she calmed down and wanted to give me some books back so I went in to get those which resulted in a lengthy (and much more pleasant) conversation. A few things that were said though have really gotten to me (playing on some of my own issues that hadn't been a problem for ages) so at the moment I feel as though I’m not able to try and help her anymore as the cost to me would be too great.

Today she's given me a load more grief, made me feel awful for no good reason and has generally been a cunt. As such I'm now ignoring her completely. That doesn't really make me feel any better though. It'll probably be a week or so at least before I'm back to being as happy as I was yesterday. And life was going so fucking well for once too.
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

She's an ex for a reason
keep it that way. It's for the best
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:46, Reply)

She was never going to be anything but an ex
But she was important to me and I wanted to be there for her as a friend. Since I broke up with her she seems to act like a cunt no matter what I do. As of this afternoon I'm ignoring her completely and indefinitely. I've not got time for people that make me feel like shit and claim that I don't care about them when I try to help.

The most annoying thing about it is that things were going really well with somebody I'm very keen about and this could easily set that back.

Anyway. I should stop moaning, try to remind myself that it's her loss and get back to being really happy like I was yesterday.
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Oh V :(
This is indeed shit - I didn't know you were having such a hrd time of things.
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

It's only since last night
I was the happiest I've been in ages after breaking up with her. Once this has passed I should have my mojo back. I've a week off later in the month and if I can get through the month on what money I have I'll be a happy chappy.

I'm going skiing tomorrow too so with any luck that'll be enough to clear my head of this bullshit for good.
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

I think someone needs pub-and-chinese...
How's next Tuesday?
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

I'd love to
suck on your fetid penis Go to the pub but I cannae afford to. I'm not even sure I can make it to Dit's bash :(
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Awh lame :(
If you can afford the petrol, I'll shout you dinner this time :)
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

I'll work out whether I can at some point tonight
This is on the condition that I buy dinner the next time.
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Sounds fine :D
And you don't have to have sex with me in the car either.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

What ever made you think that I expected I'd have to?!
What is wrong with you man woman thing.
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

You wanna hear The List?

( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Yes

( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I'll whisper it to you
In the back of my car.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

I hope you drive a Honda

( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Yes you can
I will buy you all your drinks 6 3 some drinks.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:04, Reply)

You're fucking coming
I will buy you two drinks
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:05, Reply)

I'll buy you some booze
and you can forget the £12.
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Oh yeah,
I'm broke too... Can you pay for my cigarettes for Download?
Pleeease?
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Get stuffed.

( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I've gotta let you fuck me?
*frowns*
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:12, Reply)

You're reading too much into that, loser.

( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Puts Kaol in quarantine

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

What?
Why?
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

*points*
HA HA
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Why not?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

What about my
Human Rights?
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Human?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:35, Reply)

You're not human

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Oh,
It's like that is it?
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I *had* forgotten
But I will pay you back if I don't forget again. It just wont be this month.
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:11, Reply)

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!

( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

CONTINUES TO WORRY
*worries*
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

You'll forget again soon enough
and then it will all be better :)
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Not true
This time I've written it down so that I don't forget =D
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

I'll buy you a drink
or get someone else to buy you and I drinks.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:09, Reply)

You have no option but to come to the stag do
I will buy you drinks as well.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Thank you all
You're too kind. I don't want you all to buy me the drinks you've said you will as I'd end up dead in a gutter somewhere.

This has really cheered me up as, for now at least, I don't feel so shit about myself.

*loves b3tans*
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:13, Reply)

And we love you Catface
and now I only have to buy you one drink. Score
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I'm just glad I'm not a carface!
*motorboats*
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

If it will cheer you up
you can stick your head in between my boobs
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

OK
I won't buy you a drink, in fact I'll step over your corpse and laugh.

How's that?





Contains traces of bullshit
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Tell her to
man the fuck up and kill herself already. Then you won't have to listen to anymore of her attention seeking shit
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, Reply)

I'd expect a Grammar Badger
to hyphenate 'attention-seeking'.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:49, Reply)

I don't think she's attention seeking
But she is a twat and can cunt the fuck off.

I'll just think about naked b3tans; that'll soon cheer me up.
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Haha!
Me naked.
In your mind.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING ME FEEL BETTER

( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

STOP LOOKING THEN

( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Not this again
GET YOUR COCK OUT OF MY EAR!
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Al naked
in your mouth
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)