Internetz, I'm bored and a bit meh this evening
I'm due to go out in a couple of hours, but I'm not sure if I can be arsed. Entertain me please.

WHAT QUESTION WOULD YOU LIKE TO ASK OF ANY B3TAN?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:38, 66 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm off out in 10 mins

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:49, Reply)

You cunt
where've you been today?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:50, Reply)

I had a meeting all day on the south bank,
just got back and washed the london filth off.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:51, Reply)

I should have asked how your day was
and what you're doing tonight,
but I'm quite rude.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:54, Reply)

Ahh London filth
my friend complains of tube hands when he gets to my place and insists on washing his hands before he does anything.

Day was good thanks, had another job interview. Would be nice to get it as they pay very very well there and I'd be head nurse for a few months.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:01, Reply)

good luck with the job,
got to go out now bye
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:03, Reply)

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:04, Reply)

I can't decide whether I should pay for the more expensive spa haircut and conditioning treatment or the cheaper corner shop cut and conditioning treatment.
What say you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Expensive
you're worth it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:02, Reply)

my drinking habit is going to hate me for it but I think you're right.
Ta!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:03, Reply)

Or condition it yourself overnight as I do and get the expensive cut
then go to your nearest hottie bar and look fabulous.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:04, Reply)

the only 'hottie' bar here was shut down in february because
they discovered the owner had skipped town on $25,000 bond after he was arrested in Boston, Mass in 1988 for trafficking cocaine.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:10, Reply)

That's got to suck
That amount of time you'd think they'd let it go or reduce the amount of money to be paid back.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Entertain you?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Not as trying as you my dear

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:02, Reply)

One does ones best
in these trying times.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:17, Reply)

It's you and YM isn't it?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:20, Reply)

No
We're both hairier than that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:21, Reply)

It makes you wonder what Japanese women find attractive in Japanese men.
.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:23, Reply)

I'm sure I read somewhere
that more and more they're not dating Japanese men but instead going for caucasian or black men.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:34, Reply)

Not too many non-Japanese men in Japan.
.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:39, Reply)

I think it might have been about Japanese-Americans
It's just a few faded scraps of memory submerged under a lot of wine.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Jamericans?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:43, Reply)

I'd ask
Tourette's if she would marry me.

But I've already done that one :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:17, Reply)

That's true
bit of luck she said yes or you'd have felt a bit silly
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:18, Reply)

That's true.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:18, Reply)

You could ask me although I'd have to decline.
With regret of course.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:19, Reply)

Maybe in the next life.
:)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Hahahahahha, my long haired cat has been asleep since I got back this afternoon
he's just woken up and it looks like half his face is missing as all the fur on one side of his face has squashed down over his nose.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:19, Reply)

Mong cat haha

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:19, Reply)

My cat George is a mong cat and Gilbert is a scaredy cat.
.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:21, Reply)

Why is George a mong?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:31, Reply)

Because he's called George
silly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:33, Reply)

He just acts like he has learning difficulties.
A bit gormless but loveable.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:37, Reply)

Aww bless
and he's called George, that'd do it every time
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Actually I've met George
and this is very true.

Is he the one that dribbles?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:45, Reply)

Having cats called Gilbert and George
Is a stroke of genius, because every time they crap you can say "Oh, I own an original Gilbert and George masterpiece."

Teach them to write FUCK on a wall, then you'd REALLY be quids-in.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:52, Reply)

^this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:56, Reply)

He is!
.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:54, Reply)

As for asking a question....
I'd like to ask Clendrix how she keeps her hair so curly. Does she only eat crusts.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:31, Reply)

Ooh you should see her curlers
they're made of finest Malaysian ivory tusks
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:41, Reply)

They don't have elephants in Malaysia do they? *laughs*
.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:00, Reply)

Yus
www.elephantappeal.com/
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Ooo! You learn something new everyday on B3ta.
.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

I'd ask people why they delete threads.
Actually, I probably wouldn't. As I don't really care.

How'd le job interview go?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:39, Reply)

Was good thanks, hope I get it
They seemed to like me and said I was the only student they were interviewing as no one elses cv stood out enough.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Awesomeness
I like it when interviewers seem nice, rather than utter ass-hats.

The guy who interviewed me for my placement did seem to be the dullest person ever though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:43, Reply)

The people today and the lady on Monday both seemed really nice
today's place offers a lot more money, less travelling but isn't a training practice. I've told them I'd be willing to quit college and restart next year if they offer me it as I can get the practice up to standard for the RCVS as I did that at my last clinic.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:54, Reply)

Good luck! :)

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Thanks love

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:54, Reply)

I would like to ask Piston
Why?
( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Best of luck with that

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

I would like to ask
Why Piston?

More specifically, why does he get BULLIED on the INTERNET so much?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:45, Reply)

If you met him, you'd understand
I wanted to punch him within 20 seconds of meeting him
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:52, Reply)

You're such a lovely person...
But saying that, I've never met him, so I'll have to take your word for it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:56, Reply)

I'm the most accepting person I know and I wanted to punch him after 20 minutes but then hated myself for feeling like this.
.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:56, Reply)

20 minutes?
I had to run away after 2
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:59, Reply)

What are the main reasons for this?
I am intrigued...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Wait til you meet him
he's the dullest person you'll ever meet.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Well
That relies on me turning up for a bash at some point. So who knows when that'll finally happen. I'm just going to keep you all in suspense foreverandeverandever.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)

I will do my best
To beat that.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Are you coming to DiT's bash?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

I am
Well, I've signed up. I might even turn up for once.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Would be nice to meet you
face to a name and all that. Have no fear, if you're a dull cunt, someone'll tell you.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)

Most excellent
I'll wear my most beige suit possible.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Fabulous

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)