There was a young man from Florence
Who hated all art with abhorrence;
He got slightly tipsy,
Went to the Uffizi,
and peed on the paintings in torrents.

What's your favourite limerick?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:12, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

There was a young farmer from Surrey
Who was always in a terrible hurry
He ran round a bend
And there met his end
When he fell in a pit of fresh slurry
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Hmm
There was an old man called Keith,
Who circumcised boys with his teeth.
It was not for leisure,
Nor sexual pleasure,
But to get to the cheese underneath
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

*bokes*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

there goes my lunch
mind bleach needed
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)

While Titian was painting Rose Madder
One position required a ladder
This position to Titian,
Suggested coition
So he climbed up the ladder and 'ad 'er.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

a model reclined on a ladder

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

and it should be 'mixing rose madder'
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_madder
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

There once was a bishop from Birmingham
who buggered young boys whilst confirming 'em
As they looked up to God
He pulled out his rod
and pumped his episcapul sperm in 'em
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

There was once a young girl I dated
Alas, I soon felt deflated
Before falling in love with another,
It is always best to check out her mother
But then again, she was rather overrated
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Oh dear
On the bridge stood the Bishop of Buckingham
Thinking of tits and of sucking 'em
Watching the stunts
of the cunts in the punts
And the tricks of the pricks that were fucking 'em

A mathematician named hall
Had one hexahedronical ball
The cube of its weight
times his pecker plus eight
Was four fifths of five eighths of fuck all!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:40, Reply)