My office
is just next door to the RMT Union headquarters on Chalton St, Camden. There's a load of TV vans outside now waiting for the fat bulldog impersonating cunt, Bob Crow, to venture outside and make a statement. I think I may have to chain myself to my desk otherwise I might have to run outside and kick him hard in the nuts.

So, my question is - Who would you most like to kick in the nuts (or lady garden) and why?
( SpankyHanky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:20, 41 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Violence is never the answer.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Shut up, yes it is.
sometimes
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)

It is in this case
Bob Crow deserves a major cunting in the fuck.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

I disown him
from all normal, decent crows.

He is not a proper crow.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Ok I change my answer to: Becky to teach her a lesson.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

feel free to try

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:32, Reply)

I don't hit girls,
even internet bully girls
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)

So why say it then? I wouldn't kick you in the nuts as I know you wouldn't be able to stand up again.
and besides, it's rude.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I said it to get a rise out of you,
it worked, one nill to me.

Yes kicking people in the nuts is very rude don't do it, unless you're being mugged or something.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

You'd have to try a lot harder than that to get a rise out of me. I don't have a penis afterall

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Either does she

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Violence is not the answer....
but it shuts up whatever cunt's asking the question
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I'd kick everyone who's interviewed me and then not offered me the job for some lame reason
over the last few weeks. One place was blatently only advertising the job because they had to and had chosen the person they wanted internally.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)

It has to be Tony Blair
Thanks to that gimp, I have to repay 9% of my net earnings (after 20% tax and 11% NI of course) to the Treasury (covertly operating under the name, 'Student Loans Company', and pay interest on the outstanding balance at above the rate of inflation, because I had the temerity to better myself at university.

Not that I'd mind that much except he had a gratuitous (sp?) education himself, not paying for anything, as the government of his time felt that education of the masses was a good thing.

Thanks for my £13,000 debt Tony, you fucking cunt.

*kick* *kick* *stab*
(hangableautobulb is an anagram of the best album ever, on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Yes
Tony Blair.

Repeatedly, every hour and on the hour for the next ten years.

Closely followed by Brown, Harriet Harman, Hazel Blears, Jack Straw, Peter Mandelson, David Cameron, Thatcher, etc.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

We should stick Blair up the rectum of Thatcher
Oh, wait...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

When I'm running the country
I have a cabinet post waiting for you, my son.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I have officially...
Just called dibs on Foreign Secretary or failing that a junior minister in the Treasury.
(RDFCRob Please God let Obama win!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Ooh, you're too kind
I might have to bagsy Transport Secretary, if nothing else so that I can fire all the fucking accountants and management consultants running that titanic sinking ship, renationalise the fucker with all the money thus saved and employ engineers to run it instead.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Jodi Marsh
I would quite happily kick her in her lady garden, although I'd probably lose a shoe up her cavernous minge. Ho-hum.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Is she really worth kicking?
She's more a symptom than a problem.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:44, Reply)

This is true,
I'm just in a bit of a violent mood today I guess.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)

I would kick the editor of Heat
but before they put the first Big Brother contestant on the cover. I'd kick them so hard they died. And maybe, just maybe, non of this vacuous shit would have happened.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

I like your thinking.
I actually brought a Heat magazine a few weeks ago to see what I was missing out on... its turns out I'm not really missing out on anything important, unless I need to know who’s gained and lost weight in the celebrity world... I don't really!?

Back to Top Gear Magazine for meeeee.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

and Nuts magazine...
...not forgetting Chat, OK!, Hello, Viz (for losing teh funneh), Daily Heil supplements, The Currant Bun, The News of the World, The Star, The Daily Mirror...

...oh and a special cunt in the fuck for the Guardian.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

What's wrong with the guardian?
I quite like it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

PJM is a very negative person
online.

In real life he's lovely.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

The middle class...
...subscribers, mostly faux "socialists" who drive BMW 4x4s, holiday annually in the Maldives and name their children something like Tarquin Conan and Aqua Earth-Mother who'll prattle on about how important it is to save the planet and knit their own yoghurts. They desperately need a damn good shoeing.

And Polly Toynbee.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

I don't read Polly Toynbee as I find her irritating
I mostly read the G2 section instead.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

and they're the same ones who will
move house and pretend to go to church to get their ghastly brats into a "good" school...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)

I like Polly though.
She has a nice voice and lets everyone on the Guardian website get rid of their anger by shouting at her.
(RDFCRob Please God let Obama win!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:34, Reply)

the artsy guide bit
is quite good
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Nick Griffin
and I would wear a pair of union-jacked-DMs to do it.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Yes. ^This

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

WHS
+1
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

I'd paint myself black and *then* do it.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

^
haha!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I'd hire immigrants to do it
They charge very decent rates.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I wouldn't like to kick anyone.
I think the world would be so much nicer if there was less kicking.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Err...
There had better be a punchline coming!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

...

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:48, Reply)