Who the hell does she think she is, flaunting her secret all across the board??
Off with her head!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I dunno.
Some people.

*tcho*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Americans
any little thing doesn't go their way, it's just death, death, death.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

I was talking about becky

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

And America, obviously.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

We, quite clearly, learned it from the english
apple doesn't fall far from the tree, etc
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

Look, she's gone now.
Probably just making it all up, the big internet whore.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

WHAT?
Why I oughta

FIRES UP HONDA ACCORD
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

*gets pinned against wall*
*is punched more than once*

*dies of a drug overdose*

HAPPY NOW???
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)

You forgot
*falls over small wall*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Ah.
I didn't see the original post. I am clearly inadequate :(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

I bet he was the year below her.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

I think he was
becky's quite old.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Eh? Who's the year below me?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

You went to far DG
now you've gotta live with the consequences.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Ooh, fuck.
I'm in for it now aren't I?

Is it too late for a retraction?

*grovels*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I'm sorry DG
It was nice knowing you. You might want to wear a different coat tomorrow. Be a shame to spoil such a snazzy one with bloodstains and that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

pfft rubbish boys making fun of me
I'M NOT GOING TO COME OUT TOMORROW NOW. I'M GOING TO FLOUNCE. IN MY BEST FLOUNCING KNICKERS

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Hooray!
She's not coming, now me and chompy can get it on without her looking all grumpy and asking for go the whole time.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Asking for go the whole time?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Yeah, you don't know which on of us you want
so you'll just generally pester us and try and put us off our stroke and then try and mount which ever one tries to get you to go away.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Oooh, I hadn't thought of that
I've met most of you, but there's bound to be some that I don't know there.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

You have flouncing knickers?
Is there any situation for which you do not possess suitable underwear?
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Of course not

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

At the risk of getting called a pervert for the second time in as many days
How are flouncing knickers different from normal ones?
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Did you finish your report?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Aye, did finish it, and handed it in at lunchtime as per uni regulations.

(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

Why are on b3ta then?
You should be out trying to bang other students?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Haven't you heard?
B3ta's the latest place to pick people up. No need to get dressed up and go clubbing when you can slob about in your pants and take your pick from the ones online
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

There are girls on the internet?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Nah.
They're all middle aged blokes wearing gingham dresses and possessed with a horses fixation.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Thank god for that.
I was worried there.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Indeed.
Nice dress, by the way. What you doing later? Fancy a spot of horse riding?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:51, Reply)

It's amusing on here and I'm bored
Also, I have no money to go out with to the meat markets.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

busy
for a friday night its quite busy too :)

Hello everyone! how are we all tonight?
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Evening kirst
How's your good self?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)

good
Well, skint. But apart from that. :)

Also got a new and interesting burn at work today :-O
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Evening Kirst
I'm hot and mildly burnt. Turns out that making a curry from scratch in your boxers can lead to interesting mini-burns where hot oil has spat all over tender bits.

Hows you?
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)

evenin ghost
I'm terribly terribly bored. Its friday night and i didn't even have the excuse of work in the morning for not going out. Just no one to go with :(

I burned myself too! At work today over an old scar, and now i have an X on the back of my hand!
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:01, Reply)

Clubs are shit places to meet women
get yourself down the supermarket and head to the cake aisle. This time of night on a friday, it's gonna be bursting with single women. Of course they'll be a bit on the large side, but that's okay. Just means they're more grateful. And they're easier to run away from once you've spaffed up them.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

They have flouncy bits on them
for extra flouncing pleasure
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Ah. I should have known that they came flouncy for her pleasure.

(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

Shut it vectortits!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Shut it darlek lover

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Ooh, harsh...
But you're right. It's the knobbly bits and the extendable plunger action that does it for me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Ooooooooo
say it again.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)

It's the knobbly bits and the extendable plunger action that does it for me.
Happy now?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)

almost .... there
one more .......... time!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)

It's the knobbly bits and the extendable plunger action that does it for me.
Cigarette?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)

London Underground!
London Underground!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

Don't be silly.
You can't smoke on the Underground. Not since that incident with the lit fag and the wooden escalator.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)

Anyway, I'm not a rubbish boy
I is all MAN!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

NONONONONONONO
I will not stand for this kind of talk, online.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)

*Proffers stool*
You have a seat, sonny. There, there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

OH HAR HAR
Yes please.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)

*Passes faeces*
Ha, you thought I was talking about a three legged piece of furniture didn't you?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

No.
I like sitting on poo. Just an average Friday night.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)

Will you squat and touch yourself
for this sort of talk?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

I touch myself, you pay me.
YOU PAY ME NOW OR I GET PWOTECTION!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

I don't need this sort of talk
in order to squat and touch myself.

I only need the mental image of you as the Laughing Cavalier. Quite how you manage to get yourself to look like an obsolete Vauxhall model with a grin is anyone's guess. But you do it so damned stylishly.

*Pre-cums*

*Wallpapers*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

My parents used to drive a Cavalier
we had a brown one.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

like your face as you use it to wipe your arse innit

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

You just wish I would put my face near your arse
and tickle your spinchter with my tongue.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

You'll be well impressed tomorrow
My beard has been growing for nearly six months now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

You have a vag?
I KNEW IT!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

vEg I said I have vEg
I'm growing onions.

God, everythings about sex with you. I feel sorry for Tourettes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

onions
I'm growing virtual plants. Strawberry's and tomatoes
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Why not grow real ones?
They grow really well in pots or window boxes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

no where
to grow them... we have a garden, but the dog would dig them up, then piss on em. Git. thats pots or in the ground. I dispair. I'd like to do some kind of extreme dog wispering shit on it, but its not my dog, so i'm stuck with it.

It also eats all my pants. dirty for preferance, but it'll take anything
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Fetch me Cesar Milan!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)