Yay.
At least it's only your toe, Blousey, and can be hidden from view.

My drunken injury, on the other hand, was very visible on Saturday night :(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:48, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

hehe
I was too polite to mention it until someone else did :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

It made I laugh
I didn't know the full story til Tourettes told me and that made me laugh a lot more.

Sorry
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Kindly explain...

( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

He was going to help Tourettes get up
as she was already on the floor and fell over her.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

resulting in
two black eyes and a botched up nose :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Yeah yeah.
Fucking rub it in why don't you?

There is a pic somewhere on this board if you can be arsed to find it. I certainly can't.

:)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

I recognised DG from the wounded nose
so it did have that as an upside.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

I got drunk on free champagne
I got off the bus with Tourette's. She fell over, I went to try and keep her upright, gravity took over and I ended up smacking my nose off the pavement for my troubles.

It hurt. I'm never being gallant again.

The second scab has now fallen off and I have a very pronounced dent in the bridge now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Just tell everyone it's an old war wound.
You headbutted a Taliban soldier in Afghanistan.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Whoa!
Clickin' this!
( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

I didn't even notice
And I hadn't even started drinking when we first spoke to each other. I don't think my eyesight is that bad. I'm certainly not Kaol.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

I think it's for the best.
One of me is enough.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

You also wouldn't fight that midget, despite the promise of a badge!
Kaol would have.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

A midget?
I would've kicked it's little arse 'til it called me Daddy.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

I wanted V to wrestle it
But he wussed out. Then later grabbed my cock.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Yeah?
He did the same to me on Tuesday.
AND his mouth was full of balls.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Lab wasn't even
wearing the bra at that point either for V to use the "it was dark and I was drunk" excuse
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I was upset!
The suggestion that we could substitute the midgets wrestlers that we were unable to book with me was highly offensive.*

*May contain little lies
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Midgets can never be 'highly offensive'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:13, Reply)

They can, however,
Be 'highly explosive'.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)