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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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gotta love frosty winter mornings.it was brrrrr chilly cold this morning but now I'm wrapped up snug as a bug.
What's on for your day today?
Also - shorts or jeans?
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Today I shall mostly besitting on my balcony with cold beer, my laptop, a book and my mp3 player. Possibly some sandwiches. I will be wearing a vest and hotpants and lashings of suncream factor 15.
Godamn it's hard work being unemployed.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:10,
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Not too shabby thanksI have a trial shift tomorrow sarf of the river and they're gonna pay me mega bucks for the day. Most places expect you to do it for free.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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Sarf of the River...?Battersea?
;-)
Good luck, I'm hoping for some good news from you!
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)
Sod both of youI'm stuck in work, half asleep, bored as hell.
Grr.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:12,
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Jeans...don't have the legs!
It's a gloriously sunny day here in London, am looking forward to teh chilly come Christmas time and I just booked my flight to go away to Qaanaaq (google it, it's a tiny place :)) for Christmas.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)
I've bunked off workand am sat with some binoculars perving on a girl sunbathing on her balcony *rubs thighs*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:15,
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I'm doing what I have been for the past month...Revision.
But just three more days and I shall be FREE! Free, I tell you!
At which point I shall have to make a costume for a 2-day Moulin Rouge party.
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POIDHThought I'd be the first to say it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:24,
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Will this be used for pole dancing at the partyalthough why you'd want to dance to Polish music is beyond me.
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^^THIS!
Both for the question, and the statement!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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No pole dancing :)But, the outfit will latter be modified and added to for use in my upcoming belly dance performance.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)
Two day Moulin Rouge party?Coolio.
Try to get someone to do the tango to the extremely slow version of Roxanne a la the film. One of the most erotic things I've ever seen in film.
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Its an 18th,So everybody will be far too wasted to do anything that needs any form of concentration... me included :D
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Be careful :)Having been an 18 year old male in the midsts of time ...
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)
So...Where will this 2 day party of scantily clad ladies be held?
For...erm...
Hehe
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:47,
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To be honest.,I haven't a clue. Which is why I'll be getting a lift off a friend.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)
Fires up the pandertronOh wait, it's already in action.
Carry on
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:44,
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oh darn.should we alert the media?
or perhaps we can fix it somehow? if everybody stopped sweating there'd be less heat and moisture, ergo it'd be less humid!
Now to work out how to stop people in chompy's office from sweating...
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)
Hope you're doing ok, Spike:)
Sorry to hear about your friend.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:44,
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Neither-Dresses and skirts all the way!
And sparkly shoes.
AA- you haven't seen the ones covered in glitter yet!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:42,
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Are they red too?Are you just trying to re-enact the wizard of Oz using only shoes?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:44,
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Nope, purpleI have metallic green ones, shimmery blue with a big jewel, bronzy ones, shiny gold flats, shiny black ones, lots of patterned ones...
and Doc Martens.
Purple metallic ones :D
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:12,
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oh wow...*shoe envy*
I have my converse, biker boots and one pair of black heels suitable for every occasion. And that's pretty much it.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)
Over 40 when I last counted:/
You should see my wardrobe. I think I have over 60 dresses? I'm addicted to Retro Rehab's £1 box. And charity shops. And shopping.
/typical teenage girl
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:19,
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*jaw drops*Oh wow. I wish I could go shopping with you. I'm just getting into vintage and charity shops.
I got my leavers do dress off here: www.etsy.com - they do some great vintage stuff.
I have a ridiculous amount of jeans though.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)
I'm just patient. And I don't like wearing the same things as other people.My way of shopping is look at the price, see if I like it, see if it fits. If it's too big but cheap, get it. If it's too small but cheap, buy it and put it in the when-I-get-dysentery pile.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:40,
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Oooh sparkly shoes - nice!I'm wearing really stupidly high shoes today, I brought them and didn't actually realise how tall they make me. I'm currently looming over six-foot tall guys in my office - its fun! :)
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)
It deffo isEspecially when they take a few minutes to work out what’s happened, like their brain is thinking 'Have I shrunk?'.
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I wish I could pull that off.I can't walk in heels at alllll.
And I've tried. Oh how I've tried!
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)
HaOh I can't really walk in them either - I'm sort of skitting around the place a bit like a android - its mucho sexeh!
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)
I couldn't until about a year ago,When I had to learn in about three days.
Heels: 1, Feet: 0
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)
Me neithermoving to London has turned me into a proper girl. I used to be quite happy in trainers, jeans and tees, now I'm flouncing around in dresses and heels - its strange, I blame the girls in my office!?!
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)
Damn those office girls *shakes fist*I dread the day when I get a proper job and have to dress smart every single day. And have to wear... duh duh duh... skirts!
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:13, Reply)
Awwwits will be a sad day for you indeed.
Before London I always wore jeans to work and it was so nice, now I have to spend money on a 'work wardrobe' and it makes me sad! :(
Still, had to get used to wearing dresses at some point, weddings and stuff! Bah!
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)
I've got completely into wearing heelsIt's weird wearing flats now.
Personal favourites are Clarks heels, you get some nice ones - got some ace blue and grey T-bars - and they're really comfy with thick heels.
Irregular Choice are all of the win, though I have no money :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:15,
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AwwI LOVE Irregular Choice shoes, they're super! I also really like ART shoes too, they're kooky! :)
Currently I have many shoes under my desk at work - the scary ones are the Kurt Geigers, they are ouchy but so so pretty!!
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)
Ahh Off TopicHome of emotionally troubled men and eighteen year old girls.
Online.
Anyone else see the pandatron looming large?
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)
It's already there mateYou missed it
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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Hardly surprisedIf the Honda Accord is the official online angrymobile, and a pink Micra convertible is the Flouncemobile, then we need some sort of official pandatron car, something used by sleazy middle aged men to entice impressionable teenage girls.
Any suggestions
I really have too much time to think this morning.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)
HahaThere we go then - we have a winner! :)
It must be the OZ alloys and the Recaro seats, you knows the ladeez love the Recaro seats!?!
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)
A Civic Type Rcannot be bought by anyone over the age of 30. Trufax
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)
In inuitThe words for "Estate Agent" and "noxious anal leakage" are the same.
Trufax.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)
No, the convertible roadster type thingIt looks like the type of car bought during a mid-life crisis.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)
Yes!Tell me it isn't the ultimate pandamobile?
Free medallion with every purchase.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)
HahahahaThis is very true. Its very appealing to women that don't know anything about cars as its small and sort of cute looking.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:13, Reply)
YesBut you sound nice!! :)
I'm referring to girls that can't even think for themselves and get distracted by shiny things.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:18, Reply)
Ah, I see.Thanks! :D
I'd jump straight on the back of one of these though.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)
HeheDon't worry I saw it in the link! I agree!! My dad has a Ducati 900 SS IE and I bloody love it!! :)
If someone pulled up on a Benelli Tornado and offered me a ride, I would be gone! :)
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:29, Reply)
Oh God no.My friend Terri is very into her Japanese bikes and goes on track days quite a bit but I've personally never seen the appeal - give me an Italian superbike any day, preferably ridden by James Toseland! *drools*
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)
I'd love to be able to say "but it'll break down a lot"but I own an Alfa Romeo
:-(
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:38, Reply)
HahahahahaAwww, so I take it you have AA cover?? *sniggers*
I would totally have an Alfa too if I could afford it. :(
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)
Oh, Italian all the way.My dad drag races, so I grew up around Ducatis.
Though I have to say I'm more of a Fogarty person. :)
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)
I vote thisSo long as it has the gold rims and exhaust.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:04,
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With custom spoiler, of courseThe IT tech drives one, I think.
I know it's definitely polka-dotted.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:24,
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Surely it's a soundproofed transitwith no windows.
Or is that just mine?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:16,
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*gibbers*Shall we throw shoes at him?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:25,
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Hooray! Shoes!*adds shoes to collection*
*starts to creep himself out*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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MX5They think it says "I'm so cool I have a sports car" and it actually says "I'm a camp hairdresser who lives in a new housing development with a badly-seeded lawn"
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:10,
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