dentist
You know how if something changes in your mouth, such as if you get something fibrous between your teeth that won't shift or even something like a stray whisker intrudes the corner of your mouth, and you can't leave it alone? Constantly poking at it with the tip of your tongue?

I went to the dentists this morning, a woman with what looked and sounded like a Dremel 'descaled' my teeth. after she finished, I spat out what looked like about a teaspoon of sand and blood. Clearing the scale, she's revealed a small ridge on the back of my lower front teeth which I'd not noticed before and I can't stop poking it and now my tongue's sore
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:33, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A small ridge?
I went to the dentist this morning and had a whole tooth re-built.
MTFU!
( Cawl, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Re-built
Using......meccanno?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Using silver
No, wait, they can't have done that because it'd kill him.

Damn vampire.
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

*sighs*
I have no idea what they made it from.
But it looks like a real tooth!
( Cawl, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Probably
an amalgam made from the ground up milk-teeth of schoolkids.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Dried chewing gum?

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Nah,
It's more like epoxy resin mixed with dirt. White dirt.
( Cawl, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

White dogpoo?
So that's where it's all going.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:04, Reply)

I feel your pain
I think it's because that the old back-front-teeth is an absolute magnet for lots and lots of plaque that hardens and goes....wrong.

I /had that done to me once and it actually felt like they removed about 25% of my teeth. And it was all sharp and narstee.


/reminds himself to floss more often
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Calculus/tartar
Don't pick it off yourself and swallow it. It can cause blood clot 'art attack.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Eww
I think I just shat my pants in fear
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

One of my favorite background channels on the telly is UKTVFood.
But they have an advert on, on every break, for some new channel called 'really', or something like that.

The advert shows this women with the grimmest set of teeth I've ever seen, it really does make me cringe, and it takes a lot to make me cringe. Why would they show that on a FOOD telivision station?

I can't watch that channel now, so it's Comedy Central's "King of Queens" day for me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

I get that too
Just eat spare ribs, pizza and mars bars for a few days.
They'll be right as rain in no time.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

I had a molar extracted on Friday
my whole mouth feels different and eating is a less enjoyable experience.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:06, Reply)