Sup /OT.
Abridged version:
I'm at a festival of some flavour, when I meet two boys, D and V.
They are both quite nice. But V is a LOT HOTTER than D. And I want V more.
V doesn't fancy me. At all.
Don't get any.
Move forward a year and a half. I've built up a friendship with both, not got off with either of them. Still like V like mad.
Go on a night out with both.
Decide it's now-or-never for getting off with V, and if not, I'll just go for D.
Get off with D
(from now on, assume I'm talking about D)
Don't speak for ages, as he's gone off to uni.
We talk near new year, we arrange to meet for drinks. Someone tells me that he's calling it a "date".
I get panicky when he doens't text to confirm. So I call him, getting answerphone.
Don't realise said calls are registering. Fuck THAT one up.
See him at a party. Talk a bit. Hit someone.
Go and suck him off on a trampoline.
Haven't really talked since.

Do I ask him for drinks, or is it a monumentally bad idea?

UPDATE: Texted. Simply "What are you doing tomorrow? x"
Am yet to see if this will result in a date to KFC.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:09, 56 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

..
Bad idea.

Stay single! Much more fun!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:10, Reply)

go for a drink with him
and calm the fuck down.

Problem solved.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:10, Reply)

Ah, that's the problem
Asking for a drink is not the same as going for a drink.

I don't want to scare him too much and be too pushy. And he'll say no, and I'll get hurt by the rejection.

I should just leave it, but I don't know.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Well, just try not to be too pushy
You know you are likely to do it so it's easier to stop yourself.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

The thing is
I don't think he likes me.
He's not really going to care if he never talks to me again.
He's shaved his hair off.

But he's LOVELY!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)

Oh then don't be a twat
Leave with your self respect intact.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

So lets get this right
He doesn't want you
He doesn't like you
He doesn't look so pretty anymore

Why are you wasting your time on him?

If he's LOVELY!, keep him as a friend, nothing more.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)

she thinks he doesn't want or like her,
he might do.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

/will carve that into arm

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

Right, let me put it this way.
If someone gave you a nice pair of shoes, say on a trampoline, then asked to see you again a few months later would you want to see them again.

The only problem is if there's a new cobbler.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:15, Reply)

No new cobblers I don't think
Though as I am with EVERY burnt out relationship, I'm the go-to for complaining that the person you like is unavailable/I don't know how to get her/I'm feeling so alone.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

I have no idea what you just said to me,
but I assume it was in a high pitched voice.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)

I'm crying
and cutting myself with a broken MCR cd.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Is this a storyline from Hollyoaks?

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Sadly, no.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Try not to go crazy
Ask him for a drink and if he says yes then woo, if not then he was your second choice anyway!
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)

^ This

( Maladicta, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)

If you want an ounce of self respect after seeing him then don't.
If you're not too fussed, ask him out.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Ask anyone who knows me if I have self-respect
Ironically D's been one of the guys who's telling me to have more respect for myself.

Still, in the words of my ex, the only affection he's ever shown me is in letting me suck him off.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

So then why would you want to see him now?
If that's all the affection he's shown you? I don't know anything about you, but I'm guessing even you know you can do better than that?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)

edit: was that "know" there before?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

what are you babbling?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

I missread your post as
"even you could do better than that"
and I had a go at you for being harsh.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)

Spas...
can't be arsed
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

you should go to bed anyway,
big day tomorrow.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)

This is why I need this thread.
WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I?

Better judgement says no.
B3ta says no.
Friends say no.
Friends of D say no.

I say wut?

/autislols
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)

people never take advice about relationships anyway,
do what you want.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)

I say you're an idiot if you're still saying wut

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

I'm an idiot.
and very insecure. So even when I have friends saying I'm great, lovers saying I'm great, exes saying I'm great, I just don't believe it.
And I go for the ones that don't like me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)

You should listen to people
Guys like him will only make you feel more insecure.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)

all women are mental

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Start your young life of relationships as you mean to go on and kick him to the curb.
Or I'll get all Aretha Franklin on your ass.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:15, Reply)

...
Sock it to her?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)

I should hope not!
You're not coming ANYWHERE near me!

/could be read in many horrible ways
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)

...
How?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

...
...coming?
...near me?
...rude?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)

...
Oh dear

*shakes head*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Oh, shaking head, as in
removing the last drops of semen from it?

Or getting the precum out of the way?
(if your cock DOES the precum thing)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)

.
You're quite odd really aren't you?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:33, Reply)

*slow clap*
Yes.
Gonorrhoea that takes a while to come into effect.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:34, Reply)

Here goes.
What you want baby I got
What you need
You know I got it
All I'm askin' is for a little respect
When you come home
Baby when you come home
Respect

I'm out to give you all my money
But all I'm askin in return honey
Is to give me my proper respect
When you get home
Yeah, baby, when you get home

I ain't gonna do you wrong while you gone
I ain't gonna do you wrong
'Cause I dont wanna
All I'm askin' is for a little respect
When you come home
Baby, when you come home
Respect

Ooh, your kisses, sweeter than honey
But guess what, so here's my money
All I want you to do for me
Is give me some respect when you get home
Yeah, baby, when you get home

R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Take out T-C-P

A little respect
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)

How long has it been since you sucked him off?
If it's not to long, and you like him, go for it.

If it's been ages, pack up your bags and move on... or wait until a nutural friend can put two-and-two together.

It's a shame that 'D' is your second choice, but I guess that's how life works out, I'ld find that quite insulting... but not insulting enough for me to turn the girl down, if I like her.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

I got so horribly embarrassed when I realised EVERYONE knew I fancied V
It was meant to be a secret.
I think he knew he was second choice, but I just really liked him.

It's been about a month and a half I think. Maybe.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:24, Reply)

Okay!
Here is the last resort.


MTFU!


I'm off to bed. I'm emotionally drained now.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Cheers :D
(not sarcastic)

Fuck it. I'll ask him for fucking drinks. As a friend, and if something else happens, woo yay fucking hupla.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

As long as you propper fancies him, rather than "He'll do", then go for it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)

If he hasn't been in touch in a month and a half, then he's clearly not interested, or you're shit at blowjobs
either way, he's not worth it.

MTFU
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Or he's been at uni, and hasn't really had a chance to contact even his friends
let alone a nutty paramour.

I'm MingTFU. Thanks for your help. You have been nice, thank you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)

If someone doesn't have time to write a 2 minute email or text to say hi, they're not worth bothering with

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:34, Reply)

^^
THIS!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:37, Reply)

Yes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)

Edit your post
you switch to "he" and "him" at the end and its not clear whether you mean D or V.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)

tlic
im not sure it really matters, still eating my fist in mirth / horror here after reading it
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)

I appear to be the only one confused anyway
/aspergers
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:50, Reply)

A friend used to read relationship advice websites
to watch the shrieking harpies descend on the slightest male flaw and declare he should be dumped.

I'm just saying.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:51, Reply)