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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It was.
I was really boasting about how my oven was now really clean.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
*'turns on' oven*

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
*squirts early oven cleaner*

(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)
*dons rubber 'glove'*

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)
Surely I should be wearing the 'glove'

*looks*

Oh I see.

Hello Brian.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)
GET A ROOM
Internet chatrooms don't count for you two.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)
al's too old for me

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)
I've got two pubes
therefore she's not interested. She's like a greyhound.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
lol - fucking win, what a statement!
I nearly choked on my Werther's Original again.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)
did you actually laugh out loud?
Or was it more of a MFOTFABL moment.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)
I began by MFOTFABLing
but as I visualised it I emitted a small chuckle that was audible within a two metre range
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)
So the small boy currently performing
cunnilingus on you probably thought you were laughing at him.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)
He can't hear anything.
My thighs are clamped too tightly around his head.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)
I'm reading this you know
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:43, Reply)
Hmmm. Are you old enough
to have learned to read?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:45, Reply)
He's old enough.
Just too stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:47, Reply)
Grrr
None of the comebacks I can think of are suitable for a public forum :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:51, Reply)
'cos you can't read.
You're just guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52, Reply)
Not tonight James
I don't fancy a trip to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:56, Reply)
But you promised.
I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:58, Reply)
At least I chew my food with my own fucking teeth!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:48, Reply)
you weren't complaining about the gums though,
were you?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:02, Reply)
You were trying your hardest
I couldn't bring myself to crush your feelings like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:05, Reply)
hard
didn't enter into it
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:12, Reply)
That's not what your bruises say

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:13, Reply)
*smug grin*

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:14, Reply)
If you could find food
that you'll ACTUALLY EAT
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:04, Reply)
I'm not THAT fussy an eater
You just chose mong food! Food for mongs!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:06, Reply)
Cheese.
Cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:10, Reply)
Well I was trying to spare you some dignity
By not bringing up your cheesy clunge.

Kudos for having no shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:12, Reply)
Whatever I caught,
I caught it within 5 minutes of touching you
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:15, Reply)

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