dear /ot.
I'm moving to England, I'm going to live there, I don't give a fuck what you say or think.
love and fluffles you bitchy, moaning cunts.
VC
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:35, 55 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

stop taking everything to heart,
you're an easy target.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:37, Reply)

shut it
Knobhead.
/sends love and fluff
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Also you should admit when you're wrong
and learn when to stop arguing,
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:40, Reply)

I'm pretty stubborn, tis true,
and I do know when to back down, but there's no "right" or "wrong" about earlier - we had differing opinions and people thought I was whinging. I probably could have expressed myself clearer so it was obvious I was just laughing at it all, but hey - it was a good debate. :) I enjoyed it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:46, Reply)

There was an awful lot of wrong in that thread
it wasn't just you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:49, Reply)

true it wasn't just me.
I was actually pissing myself laughing about the whole thing.
Next time I'll use smiley faces to indicate my amusement! :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:52, Reply)

I don't believe you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

which part my lovely?
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

that you found that whole thread "hilarious"
I could tell by the tone of your replies that you were annoyed.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:57, Reply)

well maybe "whole" is an exaggeration,
but for the most part - yes. And I was trying to learn to be patronising. I don't think I did very well. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

WHAT WHAT WHAT?
Did I miss someone being wrong on the internet :(
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:57, Reply)

here you go
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post455837
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Woo!
Yay!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Considering that we are mostly British, why do you want to come here?
You like the idea of being surrounded by bitchy moaning cunts? Or just online?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:37, Reply)

can't be any worse then here.
:) Swapsies for proof?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Pardon?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:40, Reply)

you try living here,
and I'll try living there.
You'll see what I mean when I say it can't be any worse then here soon enough.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:42, Reply)

They wont have me, I'm too old
I'd move to a big city like Sydney anyway, not a rural backwoods.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:46, Reply)

ehhhhhhh I wouldn't move to sydney personally,
they're pretty racist up there. Melbourne's having problem with Indian students being discriminated against but Sydney is no better.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:48, Reply)

I am loathe to say this as I don't want to jump on a bandwagon...
...but psychochomp has a point. It is only teh internet after all.

If you want to move to the UK, then that's fine. Personally as long as you're paying taxes here and making a contribution then I don't care either way.

However, the UK has really shit weather, short summers, a population rapidly approaching 70million, shit and expensive transport, shit politicians, shit housing and to cap it all the skiing isn't all that great either.

Don't take my word for it though.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Will be paying taxes and will be working full time. I'm not dicking about by any means.
I burn like a mother fucker, I like rain, I like the cold, I like busy places and being around lots of people, even if I don't say much, the transport system here /FAILS on an epic scale, I can handle shit politicians because until I get residency I don't have to vote and when I do I'll make an informed decision on who I vote for, as long as I have a roof over my head and food in my tummy and my lovely person with me I'll be happy; and my coordination is so terrible I doubt the skiing will fuss me.

/and breathes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

I'm not moaning...
It's just my aging joints creaking under protest.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:38, Reply)

That's nice

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:38, Reply)

where are you moving from?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Australia.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:41, Reply)

oh my
everyone here lives in an awesome place
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:42, Reply)

ahahahhahahahahahha
/gasps
/coughs
/laughs some more.

Poppet, don't include me under that - it's not that brilliant.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I think everyone believes that of their home town

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Not when your hometown's London
LONDON BABY YEAH etc...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:46, Reply)

UGH
I really must get my hiney over there and see what it's all about
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:48, Reply)

I'll throw you a bash and get you drunk if you come here
Can't say fairer than that!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

nooooooooo
the idea of meeting a load of b3tans scares the piss out of me, ignoring the idea of foreign beer *shudders*

I kid, I kid
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Come over!!

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

oh you
you say that all the time, but wait till I get there...then you'll be saying 'GO HOME!'
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Congratulations.
I'm sure there's a job opening in the Shepherd's Bush Walkabout :P

Nah kidding, you'll do all right. Watch out for the chavs mind.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:39, Reply)

They're bitchy/moany cunts on the interweb
But in real life they're twice as bad.

/scotch blog
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Are you whisky?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:42, Reply)

I'm not a whisky!
I'm a free man!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Then why did you refer to yourself as scotch?
Unless you are an egg?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:45, Reply)

/googles
I've never heard of Scotch eggs before.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:12, Reply)

It's actually
a bona fide way of refferring to Scottish people, although generally frowned upon. I suppose I'm reclaiming the word, like negroes did with "nigger".
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Where did this come from?

(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Well, you're more than welcome
to this shithole of a country. If you've still got the chance, go to Canada instead.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Don't want to go to Canada,
my person isn't there.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Great !
I think that's a really positive move.

Any timescale ?

Perhaps can meet up with you and your fella once you are on these shores. We need to start organising a welcome to the UK bash once you have firm dates...
( I_Was_Mordred, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Hmmm
Now don't get me wrong - its all wonderful and fluffy that you're coming over here but.......(and here is were I may need correcting)

You are 17?
You're coming over here all loved up to live with a bloke you've met on the internet, but not in real life.
The bloke in question is in his 30s?

If you get here I'll personally be buying you lots of lovely English Ale, but I can't help thinking that this is all a bit of a dream.

Sorry if that's a bit negative and the 2 statements are incorrect.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Is the boyfriend a b3tan?
/nosey
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

It's not a boyfriend
it's the love of her life and it's Halfy (ironically).
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Hmmmm
That's all I have to say, just 'hmmmmm'
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:08, Reply)

I think so, in fact I'm 99.99% sure
I don't mean to be so negative but I can't help but think its all a little unrealistic.

It wasn't that long ago that she was all about the lady love.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Wow
Generally when identifying the love of your life it's recommended you meet them first :)

Could be a car crash so I hope the young 'un has a backup plan...

All the best though
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Voice of experience here
I fell in love with a 37 year old when I was 17. There's quite a long post about it in my profile. It's not a nice one.

People had a lot to say about it when we got together. And it went all kinds of wrong, but we lasted 13 years. We might not have done if some people hadn't been so fucking negative about it to begin with... There's nothing like people telling you that they know better to make you want to be with the one person who seems to understand you.

And besides the shit I went through I learned more in the 13 years with him than anyone else I know in their relationships, good and bad. I wouldn't change that. I don't look back and think it was the wrong thing to do to get together with him. I do have regrets, but that's not one of them. He was actually an amazing person and I'm glad I met him.


But above all, even if it was a mistake - it was my mistake to make.

So VC - I bet you're feeling sick of everyone analysing you and your relationship without actually knowing you or knowing as much about it as you do. And probably sick too of people going out of their way to find fault with you.

Everyone else - give her a fucking break. It may be a fairytale and they'll live happily ever after. It may all go royally tits up. But it's her life, just let her fucking live it. At least she's doing SOMETHING instead of just sitting around bitching about other people. Have you never made a mistake? Ever wondered "what if?" Ever been young and just wanted to be loved for who you are?? Who are you to judge her?
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:39, Reply)

If you didn't give a fuck
you wouldn't feel the need to post anything. So fail.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

I thought she was a lesbian?
What?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Good for you
we'll have a b3tan meeting party at heathrow and have a minibash there and then!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:23, Reply)