Interesting post about Swine Flu
And how it works.

www.bunniestudios.com/blog/?p=353

If anyone needs me I'll be in the sealed bunker.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:39, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you sure?

( Cawl, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Are you sure?

( Cawl, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Are you sure?

( Cawl, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:46, Reply)

For the last time Barry
Yes I'm sure!
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:46, Reply)

rolls eyes
falls over a dog
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Hmm.
We've just had a case confirmed at work.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:47, Reply)

best thing you can do is get it now,
build up your immunity and all that.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Fortunately
I'm not actually based in the office where it has been confirmed - my post is hosted with another body. Although I do have to go in from time to time.

Apparently several other staff have gone down with symptoms now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:04, Reply)

you can't get it through the post,
run around the office kissing everyone then take 3 or 4 days off, it's the best way. You may even make some new friends.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:08, Reply)

"Hello? Yeah' [boss], it's me.... not bad, not bad... yeah', sorry, feelin' a bit rough. Must be that swine flue thing, I donno, I'll see what the doctors say, got an appointment with the locum. It's just a general 'roughness', know what I mean? Yeah',...
...just a bit sniffly... I donno, hands have turned into trotters and my willy has curled up, must be that Swine Flue. Sorry mate, don't want to infect the rest of the office."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I read it.
Yes all of it.
*Sits in corner and rocks, quietly.*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

I'm to stupid to even attempt to understand that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:57, Reply)

At least our ignorance is a blessing.
You can't get scared.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Exactly, there are far too many scary things in this world than to be scared of something I can do nothing about.
Like what happens when you're down to the last few pringles, it's too big to tip into your mouth, and your hand can't grab them, but you really want them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:05, Reply)

put a stick in and break them and then tip the tube

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

You would have to be a lucky guy to have a "stick" that big ,)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:35, Reply)

my cock is conveniently just slightly smaller than a pringles tube.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

OMDG
I DO hope that isn't true.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

That was a really interesting way of explaining it
we had a similar discussion at college last week, but it was a lot less of knowing the correct words and substituting objects like plastic pigs and green slime to get the point across.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

My mother and sister are still going on holiday to Mexico tomorrow : /
Aye caramba!
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

HOUSE PARTY !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)