Evening all
how are we today? I'm busy packing for a few days away (working, regrettably)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:58, 5 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Not bad
Mostly finished unpacking from uni, waiting for my PAC to arrive so I can order my new phone, and organising things to do over the holidays.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Realising I can't put off telling my parents
flatmate and I aren't together any more for much longer as my mum wants to come and see us. And I don't want her to so have been avoiding her.
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:04, Reply)

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Any chance you could get the flatmate to go out for the day? Or could he be trusted to not mention that you've split up?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

He'll either be working or
will not co-operate; he thinks I should have told them some time ago and will not lie; it's not in his nature. It's either that or I go to see them which I don't want to do either...
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Just out of interest
do you think you'd be able to keep this hidden from your parents indefinitely if you had to? What if flatmate moves out, or you get a shiny new BF?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Doubtful on both counts.
We've just renewed for another year in the flat, but I know they can't not find out. It's my father's inevitable "I TOLD YOU SO NOW STOP BEING SO STUPID AND COME HOME" that I'm dreading...
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

Does your dad have any thoughts on what you'd do with your life if you lived with him
apart from being an elaborate ornament?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Enjoy the delights of garden centres, nice long walks in the country,
jacket potatoes for dinner every night and being forced to watch shit soaps. Oh, and teach him German without complaining and under no circumstances have sex with anyone.
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Why don't you suggest your dad gets a toy dog
If he dresses it in your clothes, he may never realise the difference and forget it's not you, while you'd be living it up large in Kent.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Could well work.
Except the toy dog won't cry when he yells at it.
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

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You could install a device that secretes water when the ambient volume becomes too high. It could re-fill by absorbing atmospheric moisture.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)

I like that.
On a similar note, you'd think he'd have figured out it's his behaviour that pushed me away by now, surely?
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)

Were you relying on him to figure it out
or have you tried telling him that?

Perhaps you could tell him via the medium of a looped message in your toy dog?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

I don't know.
I've never really got on with him since I was about 14 and I think he just thinks I'm a stupid little girl who doesn't know what she's doing. I'm sort of relying on my mum to snap him out of it and cunt him in the fuck.

Or skywriting?
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Perhaps
you could try and keep your contact with your parents as minimal as possible. Then after many years, if you apologise, they might see sense and be thankful you're re-establishing contact. However, this is more likely to work on mums than dads.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:53, Reply)

rubbish
I have a rip in my pants :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:05, Reply)

Hiccups, not good.
Planning to take a sickie wednesday (although, if all goes right I won't be able to walk anyway). Laying in some of the groundwork now. Also, stroking my handy trout.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Who says you were going to work anyway?
I decide if you go to work or not, not you. I might have plans for you.
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Yes mistress
Do you wish me for anything on wednesday?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Wednesday is shaping up to be a crap day at work.
Therefore I will require my slave to be on hand with tea and biscuits (only chocolate ones; plain is punishable by six of the best and one for each offending biscuit) and footrubs. And to draw me a bath when I return from work.
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

Understood.
I will run before your bus to make sure your bath is ready and waiting. Before that, tea, double chocolate biscuits and foot massages will be on hand.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Good boy. Very good.
If you continue such exemplary behaviour, you may help Mistress undress at bathtime. If you misbehave between now and then, you shall be attached to the sink by your lead just out of reach.
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Ummm...
Is there something you two should be telling us?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

We-ell...

( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)

Well?
* taps fingers on desk *

* watches Hair Pot break free of his shackles and run away from the corner of my eye *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Aw, shit!
*legs it*
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

* all of a sudden feels lonely *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

You're taking a sicky for hiccups??
Mind you, if they go on till Wednesday, its probably justified
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Taking a sickie for something else
The hiccups seem to be karma striking early.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Wasn't there some guy who had hiccups for 10 years or something?
I want to rage if I have them for 10 minutes.
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

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I just realised that the guy at work who used to be my boss who then fucked off and returned two months later is leaving the company again. Apart from that, I realised we don't have anything that resembles air-conditioning in my office.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)