If you were going to send pictures
of your genitals to other people and then lie about it on the internet, how would you shoot the picture?

Would you go for arty black and white where the actual bits themselves were tastefully hidden by a plant?

Would you nestle your cock or flaps in the palm like a baby sparrow?

Tell the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:53, 54 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I would never send pictures
Like that.
Not ever.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Some kind of cartoon effect filter.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

If I was a female human
I would spread them and then shop the photo so it looked like a baby stingray.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)

I quite like Koal and your photos, so I would probably do it like that.
I definatly wouldn't do it like how Gramma Badger did though, no offence, but it was really unflattering, but bonus points of putting the camera on the timer and getting into possition in time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Did she send you
this one?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Nah', this one.
www.sfreeper.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/water_slide_and_pool1.jpg

//edited because it's too big.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

OH FFS
Edit: That's better.
( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

lol, I meant the picture was too big.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

I approve of this post.
/is not a corporate drone
( Maladicta, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:36, Reply)

Thanks.
I feel the espresso cup really helped with the sense of scale.

EDIT: I mean "Super-Size Coffee Mug" :\
( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)

WTF have I missed??

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)

The point.

( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

TGBs mimsy

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

The sarcasm?

( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Did she not send it to you?
To be fair, it's just a screenshot from the video they made at the last bash.

Ohh, and V, very nice, I'm going to have to knick that move.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:08, Reply)

I would
possibly send around a topless picture of myself with my funbags sneakily hidden behind two Krispy Kremes.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Glazed? or with sprinkles?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Deffo
Sprinkles!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

I like this.
Good work.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Why thank you,
I like to think I put a lot of effort into my fictional topless photo collection. :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Fictional.
Yeah, right. Fictional.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Just becuase you haven't seen them
doesn't mean they don't exist.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Hahahaha
Shhhhhhhh!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Like This

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Oh god...
I'll be back in a while.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Yeah
Just like that, except I have hair! Hahaha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Hairy boobs?
Ewwwwwwwww!
( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Hahaha
Oh my head you goon! Have you been on the moonshine again?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

Don't try to hide it.
I'm gonna have to warn my fiend that you're a MONSTER!

:(
( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:17, Reply)

I hide nothing from him
he knows I eat babies and he's cool with it!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Oh, ok.
*stops writing email*
( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Your fiend
probably likes monsters.

It's your friend you need to worry about.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:35, Reply)

Awh :(

( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:38, Reply)

Oh Kaol
*shakes head*
( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:40, Reply)

Hey, it's late,
And I'm tired.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:40, Reply)

I can't believe she sent you it...

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)

I'm sorry
I got carried away!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Petri-dish tits !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

How dare you!!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)

My petri-dish tits bring all the boys to the yard....
And they're like "they're more scientificly acreate than ours"
And I'm like, damn right, "they're scientificly acreate than yours".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:21, Reply)

I like it
It's got number 1 written all over it!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:22, Reply)

Bugsy I get to direct the video.
It'll go down a storm on iTunes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:27, Reply)

I'd decorate mine with South Pole snow.

( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Mine would have Page Three girls using it to poledance

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Mine would be vectorised
would you really expect anything else?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Show us your bumhole

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Show me yours

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:48, Reply)

I'd rest mine on the nose cone of a Tornado GR-4.
to illustrate how powerful and manly it is. I might even, while tending to the sick in a war zone, flop it on to the face of a soldier.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Would
you have on aviator shades too?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Yeah, I'd perch them on the end
and pretend it was Tom Cruise in Top Gun.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Hehehe
Now I have images of you playing volleyball on the beach in jeans with Tom Cruise!! Hehehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:20, Reply)

I would have to
hold up two floury white baps.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)

To put your cock
inside?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)

haha
you cheeky cunt!
My cock would be in the airing cupboard, as I would be taking the photo tomorrow
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:12, Reply)