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Yo, Yo, Yo, YO MOTHERFUCKERS
Tonight it's time for Aye to the See to the motherfucking DeeSee at Wembley motherfucking Stadium you bitches. Do you hear what I'm saying?
I'm so excited I can't be bothered to do any proper work today.
Why are you, yes YOU, excited? And what are you going to do about it?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:34,
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YES I KNOW HE'S DEA-
oh, yeah, nice one al.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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I'm excited beacause I'm going to pick my spinach later.
This is not a euphemism. I grew it all by myself in my front yard and it's now ready to eat.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:37,
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Homegrown vegatables
for the motherfucking WIN! YES!
Can I get a motherfucking Hallelujah people!?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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You certainly can.
*motherfucking Hallelujahs*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:41,
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Yeah!
Brothers and Sisters, this is what I'm saying here.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:44,
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Brothers and Sisters,
Let us make no motherfucking mistake.
Your violation will be televised, baby.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:46,
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I'm excited because I'm
GOING TO BARRY ISLAND TOMORROW!
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Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:38,
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Say Hi to Barry for me
and give my love to Barry, his wife.
But if you see Barry, tell him he's a cunt and he owes me thirty quid.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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Just look casual, act natural,
and maybe leave the hat at home
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42,
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Oh...
The hat was a key part of my outfit :\
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Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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I'm excited about going to the bash next friday.
Only I'm a little too drugged to do anything more then give a half hearted Woo Yay. Even though I really am SO excited. I know it's only melbourne but hey! I'm a country girl, haven't ever been to the city alone before.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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*seethes with jealousy*
I am excited because it's the weekend and there are many, many fun things planned!
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Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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Spak told us
It's a red dwarf theme
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:41,
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Haha, gutted.
/ac
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*falls to knees*
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Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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It's ok,
Just draw an "H" on Piston's forehead.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:57,
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HAHAHAHA
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:28,
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Yeah
I can't wait!
*hums Thunderstruck*
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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erm...
it's the weekend and the weekend = sexehtiem?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:47,
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Does it now?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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Yup
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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Well
Ain't you just the lucky one!
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Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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Yup
Are you not getting it this weekend Dok?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:55,
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Nope :(
I've got work to do this weekend.
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Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:04,
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This is me too
I have a bajillion and one urgent worky things to do but all I keep doing is playing 'Let There Be Rock' in my head.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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Have you got standing tickets?
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:27,
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I'm going to see
my lovely new ladyfriend tonight for a weekend of fun and frolicking!
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Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:57,
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Which reminds me,
You owe me a tenner for the chloroform and binoculars.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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TGB and Ethelred
Sitting in a tree...
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:26,
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He wishes.
My standards are far too high for him to even get a wildcard into the draw
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:29,
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I'm sure there's a joke to be made here about your men being seeded
But alas I am too hungover to make it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:52,
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Woo! Yay!
Sexeh tiem last night. Blur tonight. I have my arms round my ribs so that the excitings don't asplode out and burst me. I'm normally Calamity James!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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