No.
I COULD OF DIED.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:13, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Wish you had

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)

No you don't.

( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Do

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Do NOT!

( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Doubley do do

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)

So totally do not.

( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Fight!

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Nah, 'cos he doesn't want me dead.

( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Do
*fetches samurai sword*
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Pffft!
You've not even got one!
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Yes I do

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Really?
'cos I do to :D

Tuesday night.
You know where.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Sold

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)

You know I will,
I hope,
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

You know I'm messing with you right?
I don't really have a sword =[
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

To bad.
I'll be there.
Katana in one hand. Cock in the other.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I'm not going to attempt to guess
which hand for each.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

What a vindictive thing to say !
My Goodness, V, if he now dies, in a horrible accident, or is disfigured for life, then you would feel gutted, in fact, it would be all your fault !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Nah
I'd chew on his limbs for the noms.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)

I bet it wouldn't be the biggest bone you've had in your gob.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)

But will you
Grind his bones to make your bread?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Nah
I'd fashion weapons out of them to kill people in his honour.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Bones don't make very good weapons
a bit too fragile when they dry out.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)

I could use them decoratively
Perhaps in the hilt of a sword or something.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Just like they did
When Michael Jackson was black, and alive!

Great idea. And you can use them to make ear rings.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I'd have Kaol inside me
(again)
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Nowt
Wrong with that, is there!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)

could HAVE
not of. Unless you were being IRONICAL
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:12, Reply)