Cowardly lion over here
YAY, HE'S HERE
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:03, 38 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Nah.
Strawman.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Fuck off, wasn't talking to you
Edit: Sorry Porky that was a bit harsh. Was just waiting for someone to do an Oz reference to annoy me.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:09, Reply)

No problem
My Oz reference was probably harsh too. Implying as it did that you don't have a heart. At least I didn't allege Tinman. That's just rude.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:45, Reply)

I thought the scarecrow wanted brains
And the tin man wanted a heart?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)

But he wanted a brain, not a heart

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Ah fuckit.
I knew what I meant. Shame no-one else does.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Heard back from any jobs?
Or are you still a Lady of Leisure? Saw my mate the other day who said he had applied for over 100 jobs and only had rejection letters from 10 the others didn't even bother. Also got turned down for a pot washing job, bless. I'm paying him beer to mow my lawn later
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)

I'm still a lady of leisure
I'm waiting to hear back from the place I did the trial shift at as they called my agency last week to find out if my college fees were paid up. I'm going to send out another 20 copies of my cv tomorrow and see what comes of them.

I was turned down for a £35,000 cleaning job last year as I was over qualified.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:17, Reply)

You should have replied
But just wrote on your CV

I can haz job?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

I still can't believe that cleaning job
I'd love to be earning that even if I were working long hours in a dead end job.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

I've shown your photo around
and I can pimp you out for about that. You would have to work 7 days a week though and Kaol gets you alternative weekends
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:23, Reply)

That was for TFL, so it would have been pretty shit
but handy to do for a few months while I looked for something else.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

That's kind of my thinking
I'd be able to save up a lot of money doing that for a little while.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)

How long have you been job hunting now?
Am starting to shit my pants that I won't get a job.... despite being prepared to do *anything* for money.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:23, Reply)

Around 2 months now
I'm being a bit more picky than I probably should. I wont do retail again as I did it for 10 years and ended up wanting to kill them.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

BAM!
I is Cowardly Lion, a little like Iron Man only dramatically different.
(MyFakeName, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

HURRAH
Everyone, this is a good friend of mine who's been brought here from the dark side. He's very awesome :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:41, Reply)

You haz friendz?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)

*gasps*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

internet lies

( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

I noes
disgraceful innit
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:44, Reply)

So how much you paying him?
*gropes Clendrix*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Payment in kind only

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Mondays don't feel so bad after all.

( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

No your
"Mondays" feel very good indeed
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)

hello mr cowardly lion.
nice to meet you. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:44, Reply)

What are you scared of, Lion?

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Your awful face.

( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Sagaciousness on a whole new level from the Resident Twat.

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Well,
I like to push the limits.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

So,
How're things in the land of Meat today?
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

mmmmm land of meat

*drools*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Probably bum AIDS

and zombie spiders.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

More like
Zombie AIDS and bum spiders!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

It's true, it's true
Becky & I know each other irl. She's full of awesome sauce. I've lurked here for ages so thought I'd sign up & get bizzy with the fizzy. So hello to you all & all that bobbins.


What am I scared of?

That bit in the first Nightmare on Elm Street when little Johnny Depp gets murderized. Seriously.... nightmares for months.
(MyFakeName, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

I'm scared of big fast rides.
I didn't realise how much until yesterday, watching some generic How Do They Do It shit on Discovery. A segment on fuck-off big roller-coasters almost brought me to tears.

I'm almost tempted to write to Endemol and see if they'd like to film me pissing my trousers and screaming like Maddie on the world's scariest rides. It'd be an adventure, at least.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:51, Reply)

I'd watch that
You big wuss.
(MyFakeName, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Do YOU cack your pants at the first sign of a scary ride?
Do YOU like voyeurism and scatology?

Call Endemol on...
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:05, Reply)