Hang on...
I'm a scientist.
Is this your way of hitting on me?
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:54, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Me? No

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)

You are NOT a scientist
A degree in a science subject does not a scientist make.

You're a menace that's what you are.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)

I'VE GOT A LAB COAT!

( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)

AND SCALPELS.

( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)

AND A NATURAL CURIOSITY.

( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)

That's right, shout.
That's how all the best people get their ideas across.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Hey, it worked for Hitler.

( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)

hahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

yes, and I've got 8 inches of rigid silicone in the shape of a cock
but it doesn't make me a man.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:58, Reply)

True
But your pendulous, swollen testicles do.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

you forgot
"sweaty"
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:01, Reply)

How could I forget?
I can still taste them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Correct.
Your Y-Chromosome does that.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

*slices V's throat*
Well hello...
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Eh?

( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Just removing you, darling.

( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)

:(
Why aren't I allowed to join in? It seems grossly unfair that I should have to miss out on such a wonderful lezzfest.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

You're only 12 years old.

( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

* raises 'eyebrow' *

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

I have two
:edit: Stupid reply in hard to read place.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

*prods V with a stick*

( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

No go away!
I'm not yet ready to wiggle my bottom for you again.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)

two lab coats?
Excellent, let's roleplay.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)

I have a lab coat too, and work in a 'lab'
But I'm staying out of your games.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Why have you got a lab coat?
In case the pixels contaminate your clothes?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Old boss made us wear them to look awesome when visitors came 'round
Sadly there's nobody here fit enough to pull off the 'nothing-but-sexy-lingerie-under-the-lab-coat' look.

So I had to step up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:13, Reply)

*cries*
I really want to see Labs in his white coat.
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

I don't have a pic to hand
I have a zombie-labcoat-bloodied-lab though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

*sees*
Phwoooooar!
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Oh dear god
The mental image makes me want to scratch out my eyes and knock one out at the same time.

Lab in suspenders...phwoar.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)

I'm honoured
I think.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:20, Reply)

You have no choice in the matter
*produces chloroform*
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Cool,
you be Cameron, I'll be House and he can be the patient who doesn't have lupus.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)

I'm not ok with this
Unless there's anal probing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

* unveils giant 'thermometer' *

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)

*steps in*
I'm good at this.
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)

What do you think the 8 inches of silicone are for?
Or the lube I'm liberally applying to my fists?
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

you've just reminded me I need to buy butter.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

Urgh
One of the most disgusting substances known to man. If you come anywhere near me with that, for any reason at all, you will get kicked in the vagina.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:18, Reply)

I love it when you talk dirty

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Hmmm
Add the following to the list:

Mayonaise
Salad Cream
Butter replacement spreads
Cheese
Milk (if drinking)
Hot drinks

:edit: And with that I'm making my way to the pub.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:21, Reply)

I know the list,
I've been perusing the Meat cookbook with the list in mind.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Don't forget the most important one; seafood
Why did I forget the only one that can kill me when making my list of food that'd make me kick people in the vag?

*is actually going now*
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:26, Reply)

...your life insurance policy...
how up to date are the payments on that, exactly?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)

She doesn't have a vagina
Only a pair of remarkable, if rather unsavory, testicles.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:19, Reply)

YOU'RE MAKING A COAT OUT OF LAB???????

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:33, Reply)

Saying it doesn't make it true.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)

It does in his fucked up world.

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:58, Reply)