Hello my lovelies
I've spent a lovely day being educated at the Tate with Chickenlady and drinking with her lovely other half PJM later on and it's occured to me...I drink mainly Sol or Corona when I'm in a bar or pub, but spirits when I'm at a friends house or more intimate situation.

What beer or spirit would you be and why would I drink you? +10 cool points for imaginative answers.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:55, 81 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Did you like my question further down?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:58, Reply)

I haven't seen it yet, I'm working my way up
as is my way when a little bit drunk
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)

AL YOU'RE AN UTTER UTTER CUNT
That is all
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Pffft
You love it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)

Not so much seeing as no one knew my special place :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)

You made me promise
Not to tell anyone that.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Oh bollocks

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)

It's ok,
I didn't tell anyone that you love having your testes firmly squeezed.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:33, Reply)

Phew, that's ok then

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:36, Reply)

*nods*

( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:37, Reply)

On the plus side
Now everybody knows for the next bash.

Everybody.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Note that I am very selective in who I touch or facelick though,

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:37, Reply)

REALLY?
Our data says otherwise.
You've done both to me.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:40, Reply)

I've never facelicked you
I'm almost sure of that
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:41, Reply)

I'm pretty sure you did.
It scared me.
I was late to a bash, and sober. You weren't.
I don't think I would've imagined it.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Which one, I've not been really drunk at a bash for aaaaaages
srsly
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:46, Reply)

One of the early bashes.
Er... last Autumn.
My mind is telling me right-cheek, centre, very brief.

*shrugs*
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:48, Reply)

I really don't recall
Oh well. I'm sure you enjoyed it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:53, Reply)

Yeah.
Week-long priapism.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:58, Reply)

*celebrates that I've been facelicked*
Whole tongue. Full face.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:46, Reply)

Damn straight
even if the first one was a bit below par ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:53, Reply)

absinthe
because its awesome
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:00, Reply)

Mmmm....that sounds rather good

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)

It dissolves wasps
anything that harms the little fuckers is good by me!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)

jaegermeister
an acquired taste, good in social situations and if you're not careful I'll fuck you up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:00, Reply)

champagne
because I'd make you happy, make you want to sing and dance and snog
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:00, Reply)

I'VE GOT JOLLY RANCHERS
THEY MAKE ME WANT TO SING AND DANCE AND DO RUDE THINGS :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Black Sambucca
You take me when you're messed up enough, and I'll make you happy for a while, but then I'll make you sick - a black, putrid, aniseed slick of a vom - and invariably you'll regret me in the morning, and swear you'll never get involved with me again.

Well, until next weekend.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:02, Reply)

Clendrix can't tell them apart

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:03, Reply)

Oh, you so went there.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Oh baby, I miss our Saturdays
sadface
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)

One day, those halcyon weekends will return...
We'll always have Borough. And Covent Garden.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:13, Reply)

And formaldehyde

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)

Trudat

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:22, Reply)

I drink dead people
I'd be the spirit of one of your long dead ancestors. You'd drink me just to see what the fuck happened.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Gin.
I will fuck you up.
( Maladicta, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Cheers I'll pass

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)

I wont

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:15, Reply)

You want to be fucked up?
how very odd
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Join the back of the queue
and take a number.
( Maladicta, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)

I can't see that being popular

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)

Like I said, I'll pass

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:22, Reply)

K Cider.
Often found with tramps.
Bitter.
Medical studies have shown that excessive use can lead to permanent psychosis.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Did you ever have Vox white cider?
Made K look like cola pop.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Never heard of it.
Sounds bad news...
I LIKE IT!
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:17, Reply)

I'd be a bottle marked 'Drink Me'.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:13, Reply)

I'll be the pill marked eat me
or maybe a fine cheese...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Ooh, a nice Gouda!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Indeed

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:22, Reply)

Armerretto.
I'm quite sweet, sometimes I mix with other things like coke, but am more drunk alone than not.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Sailor Jerry Rum

(Halfy By light alone, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Er...
You taste fantastic, and when I'm finished I'll want to lick the last drops from my 'tash?
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)

grins

(Halfy By light alone, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:19, Reply)

I feel sullied.
*sighs*
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:20, Reply)

don't worry
you can have V's sloppy seconds afterwards
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:22, Reply)

Eh?!
*sigh*

Am I really that bad? Don't answer that!
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:23, Reply)

OI
This is supposed to be something for me to drink, not for the rest of you to wrap your sullied lips around. Not that I'd touch that shit, but still.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:26, Reply)

okay
hows about drinking this on november the 25th?

www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-3529.aspx
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Ok, tell you what we'll go halves.
You buy it, I'll drink it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:31, Reply)

Formaldehyde
I just won't rot away.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)

Methanol
Highly irritant.

Don't go NEAR it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:29, Reply)

*defies*
*drinks*

Oh... Oh god... That's so... irritating. Why don't I learn?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:31, Reply)

You could at least mix it with some custard

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:31, Reply)

*grabs custard*
*drinks*

*gurgle*

That's... FUCK! I'm melting from the inside out! Oh God, Becky, what have you done? This is just like the Poseidon Adventure!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:34, Reply)

Er...
Methanol poisoning can be cured with pure alcohol.

Are you saying that you're harmless, as long as we're dangerously drunk?
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:32, Reply)

I was going for the "Oh GOD NO WHY DID I DO THAT"
General reaction to me :D

But yeah, dangerously drunk.

I had a delicious drink at the weekend. I have no idea of the contents, but I think it must have been 1/3 spirits.
JD
Vodka
Bacardi
Lemonade
Red Bull
Coke

I had a pint and a half of that.
And then collapsed in the field.
And then just stuck to vodka lemon and beer.
(Ooh, and apple sours)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:34, Reply)

Hmmm...
You'll learn.
One day.

Just take my advice.
RED WINE IS NOT A GOOD MIXER FOR ANY SPIRIT.
Especially absinthe.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:37, Reply)

Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ!
Red wine is NOT GOOD at all.

I remembering adding Vodka to wine once, just to boost the alcohol content. *facepalm*
Don't remember much afterwards.

I don't have a good alcohol tolerance, which means I can get twatted for a fiver if I just drink a bottle of wine.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:39, Reply)

It's alright, Kaol will learn one day too

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:42, Reply)

You reckon?
Hahaha!
Unlikely.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:45, Reply)

It's a pipe dream, but I'm committed to it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:46, Reply)

Don't you remember
What I was like when I quit drinking?
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:50, Reply)

That was the oddest new year I've had for a long time ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:54, Reply)

That was the SEXIEST New Year I've ever had.

( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:56, Reply)

Oh yeah, well me too, I mean who else saw all that at NEW YEARS?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Straight-up.

( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:18, Reply)

I've not used Guava as a mixer yet
had the fizzy passionfruit in town.

fucking LOVE rubicon.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:50, Reply)

Go post that here:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post469900#qotw-post-470016
And say "IN YOUR FACE, V, YOU SUUUUUUUCK!"
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:51, Reply)

I might have come across as a bit aggressive :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:52, Reply)

Just don't forget that
He's not a real person.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:54, Reply)

And everyone knows vampires don't exist.
Me? I'm long dead. Probably died of a prolapsed vagina or something from squeezing out too many kids.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:55, Reply)