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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I don't think VC would do that
she's never seen a minge.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:06,
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She's no lesbian
but she is incredibly astute like that.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:11,
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How do you think gayers manage?
They don't have minges. Besides, wasn't she a faux lesbinin for a while? So I'm guessing she looked at her own one for a while at least.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:12,
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More than I should
but only when I'm making love to my wife.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:15,
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Okay
poking in the thigh with my flacid cock while she's asleep
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Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:21,
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And then, Oops, oh are you awake...can we just spoon for a while baby?
I'll just put it here.
I know all the tricks young Al
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:25,
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Oh, I say.
You're a horrid meat puppet, Buckfast, and no mistake.
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Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:10,
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I would not!
I have standards, you know.
They'd have to buy me a bag of chips and place a bet for me on the 3:15 at Kempton first. Then we'd be cooking.
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Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:14,
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What is it about the 3:15 at Kempton
that makes it the "go-to" race for such offers?
Enquiring minds.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:57,
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Me?
Don't compare me to that inferior shit. I'm more like a fine Kopparberg
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Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:16,
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