Wedding Vows - NSFAFB*
*not suitable for anti-fluff brigade

'Tis not only the weekend but stupid o'clock in the morning, ergo the best time to deposit this. Are you sitting comfortably? Then let's begin....

I married my beloved DG on 8th April this year. 'Twas a very small do, only 10 of us in the outskirts of Gretna Green. The only trouble with being such a small, informal affair is that there was rarely a moment when everyone was at the dinner table (6 month old baby needing a feed, smokers wandering in and out, steaks not cooked as they'd been ordered etc.).

To cut out all the crap, the long and short of it is, I never got to say what I wanted to to DG on the day, nor on any occasion since. So here it is:

"You have restored the darkest tatters of my heart. You know all the horrors of my past and the atrocities I've afflicted; yet, you continue to accept, respect and love me regardless. You are the first person in my life who has made me feel it's ok to be me: I'm not the vile, hideous abhorritions of my past. You have taught me how to truly love and be loved. I get it now, after all these years - I get love. I give you my dyno-rodded heart and trust in entirety. In return, I promise to tend your heart and cherish your soul. I will support you and uphold you spiritually, emotionally and mentally. I will love you as you have taught me to love, far into the days of care homes and Kanga pants. In our doddery old age, may we sit side by side in the bay window of our care home; gazing at a monochrome view of an industrial estate in the background, Biffa bins in the foreground; maintaining the pixie dust of our first date throughout."

Lots of love,
Txxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:10, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is this a good time to, you know, suggest a threesome?
I'm never quite sure.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:39, Reply)

only if you bring cake!
(Lemon cake not boo cake)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:42, Reply)

You're on !
It's rather good with orange too :D
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:45, Reply)

Bitch.
I just cried at that in the first inning of the baseball game...oh, and MASSIVE HUGS...yay for you two!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:41, Reply)

sorry if I put you off your stroke ;o)
*hugs back*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:43, Reply)

Knowing a little of both of your pasts re your posts on B3ta.
It is wonderful to know that you two found each other and love each other so much.

If only everyone could be so lucky.
( girlinthehole, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:57, Reply)

aawww
thats lovely
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:03, Reply)

Aww.
That's made me well up it has.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:26, Reply)

*sniff*
Some people never ever find what you've got. I, for example, will opt for living a lie and praying that no future man ever finds out all about my past. But anyway, I'm chuffed to tiny bits for you both.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:53, Reply)

He's a lucky man
don't think he isn't.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:11, Reply)

pfft
You'll both have cataracts by that time, so nothing will have proper shape and form, it will all have a dull glow about it though.

Good times and MTFU,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:21, Reply)

hee hee :o)
Cataracts sound good - better than any L'Oreal product, or that No 7 Perfect & Protect jizz. Huge congrats on the job too!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)

* clickyhugs *

"You have restored the darkest tatters of my heart"

May this happen to all b3tans someday. Glad it happened to you.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:57, Reply)

D'awww.
Woo and yay for you both :)
( Maladicta, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:58, Reply)