It seems quite pointless
Actually having topic based threads because they all descend into the following:

Kaol being a kaoltarded vampire
V being a small catfaced sex crazed accident prone looney
Me and Al being cunts
Becky telling everyone to MTFU
Vipros being a bearded boring sandwich eating dragon loving metalhead

I was going to write more generalisations of you all but I got bored. If you post I may insult you then. In fact post lots I'm really fucking bored
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:52, 88 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm not a vampire.

( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Yes you are
And I quote:
Kaol: I love being a vampire
You can do terrible things, but nobody cares
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

LIES!

( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)

I have the conversation saved
as evidence
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)

I love you, Badger.

( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:07, Reply)

I know
everyone does
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I tried to love you
but it was like opening the window and fucking the street.


I don't like having a tiny penis.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)

And your cock
doesn't do that precum thing which disappointed me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:15, Reply)

It's like the sahara desert down there until I reach the vinegar strokes
then it's like the worlds smallest firehose.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

That's a horrible mental image
I think you're ruined firemen for me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:25, Reply)

If you want people to insult
seriouslythatsyourtwitterpic.tumblr.com
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Doesn't work at work
and insulting random strangers seems less fun than insulting b3tans
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:00, Reply)

That's what smartphones are for
although I'm surprised to find a site I'm not blocked from that somebody else is.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:32, Reply)

I was going to complain
But everything you said about me is true.
( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:55, Reply)

SLANKYFLANGE
C'mon, you asked for that
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:55, Reply)

I did
In fact SkankzFlangz is my new street name
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Swish
I like it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:04, Reply)

What about if I try to be nice?
That'll make things different.
( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Nice = Not racist.
I doubt you can manage that.
( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

It's racest
Sheesh some people
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:02, Reply)

They're too dim to appreciate this.

( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)

I like this.
I love painting people as collosal(sp?) racists.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:02, Reply)

colossal

( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Fuck you V
you're not allowed to correct me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Someone has to, you moron.

( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:06, Reply)

You can correct me
becky can correct me, even TGB can correct me. But V? No, V cannot correct me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Really I can?
Ooh special. Thinks of pedantic things to correct. Waits for an appropriate moment
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Even!?!
Surely as your cunty partner in crime I should have special privildges like that as standard
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:11, Reply)

privileges

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:15, Reply)

meh
close enough
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:15, Reply)

You're just scared
You know I'd find more fault in you than the others would and have you sent for reprocessing.
( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Shut the fuck up V
Or i'll call in favours from CHCB and make your life hell.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:13, Reply)

I'd like to see her try

( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Me too
can you try filming her next time?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)

I don't see why not
We could get the squatters to do the camera work for us.
( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)

The squatters can barely handle a chain and padlock.
They'd be completely flummoxed by a camera.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Ah
You've locked the gate now then?
( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Nope, not yet
But they've been struggling to get through all morning, the spakhanded idiots.

One of them is called Charlotte. I told you they were posh squatters.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)

But that's going against nature
you could cause cosmic explosions
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:00, Reply)

You try and be nice
but you can't tell them apart and end up being nice to the wrong person.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:00, Reply)

I've already had a go at an old man today.
I thought he was Kanye West.
( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Isn't Kanye quite young?
still worth a pop at him anyway though
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Fucking Kanye West
he's always walking down my road first thing to get a paper when the newsagent opens at 7.

I'm just wondering if I've maybe done the same thing.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)

He should paint himself white like MJ.
I'd know who he was then.
( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Kanye West is black?
Shit, i've definitely got him confused with an old man then.

Is he irish too?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Yes, and has a big beard.

( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:05, Reply)

I read that as
Wanking down your road.

I had images of you running out and licking up his cum from the street.

You disgust me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:04, Reply)

I'm pissed off with the world
and trying to pimp some poetry of mine I want in a journal - everyone has to vote for it but I'm too much of a reclusive stalker fearing b3tan to post a direct link to it.

GAZ ME IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT ME!!

Alternatively
fuck off.





oh dear god, I think one of my alter egos has crept into this account
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:05, Reply)

JUST DO IT!

( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:05, Reply)

MEAT PUPPET

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:06, Reply)

I'm too lazy to gaz
Can you just send it to me?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Alright
but only because you've caught me after I've had my first coffee of the day.

I'm really thoroughly pissed off and cantankerous today - I'm Mrs Brady Pissed Off Old Lady.

Was that her name?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:14, Reply)

*goes and fucks off*

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)

I'm back now to whip you all into shape.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Hahahaha
Your response was not the first one.
Loser.
( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:06, Reply)

^ this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I have failed

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Again?
Is suicide looking a better option every day?
( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:13, Reply)

I can't leave the planet until everyone in the world has bought my paperclips.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Damn.

( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

I need some paperclips.

( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:21, Reply)

I'll do you a deal.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:23, Reply)

I'll do you a better deal
I have GIANT ones as well
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:26, Reply)

TGB in "doing you" shocker.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:27, Reply)

I doubt anyone will be shocked

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)

I am.

( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)

I agree.

( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)

I'm not

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:31, Reply)

I don't eat sandwiches that often
I've never "loved" a dragon
and I'm less boring than you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Wrong
On all accounts
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)

oh alright then
*eats sandwich*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)

LIES!!
how do you explain your love child
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)

ummm
that defies explanation.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:26, Reply)

badger loves us really people

she just has a funny way of showing it
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Paedo

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:17, Reply)

well done

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:27, Reply)

paedo

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)

well done blond

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Paedo
srsly, terrific insult there.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:57, Reply)

bimbo
srsly, better insult there
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Nope
Wrong. Fuck off
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:17, Reply)

*goes and fucks off...again*

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)

paedo

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Yes you do!

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Is b3tards broken for anyone else?

( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Nope

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Hahaha, every time!
I can't upload, I can link to old pictures.
( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Ooh ooh,
do me next
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:07, Reply)