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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*cries*
:edit: I'm lush! Win =D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Sorry!
I thought you were a midget.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:59, Reply)
Dammit people I'm not *that* short
Am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:00, Reply)
Yeah,
You are.
I feel like a giant when I'm with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:02, Reply)
How tall ARE you?
*takes out stalking notebook*
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:04, Reply)
Having met him, I would guess about 6'2

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:07, Reply)
Pffft!
Typical woman.
There's an inch that you've left out.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:08, Reply)
She must've been distracted by my lushness or something

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:08, Reply)
He's 6'2"
with a 1" cock.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:08, Reply)
:(
You promised you'd not tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:09, Reply)
You're better hung than I thought you'd be.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:11, Reply)
Yeah,
I get that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:14, Reply)
Sew the seeds of disappointment,
Reap the fruits of pleasant surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:14, Reply)
Nice in theory
But it doesn't work very well when it's your girlfriend that sows the seeds of disappointment in us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:16, Reply)
That's not what you said when i saw you two walking home together the other night

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:22, Reply)
You're right it's not
I said "Please...help me. This crazy vampire want's to poke at me with his minuscule member"

You, being a cunt, turned a blind eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:24, Reply)

cunt child molester
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)
Explain, please.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)
Al called Smathels a child molester.
Really, it's not that hard to understand.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)
This seems to be a regular response,
Every time this guy posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:33, Reply)
Probably due to his history of molesting children.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:34, Reply)
Exactly.
I'd like to know some info.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:35, Reply)
Can't you whip yourself up an Information Pack?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)
Nah.
I need HARD FACTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)
Then get investigating!
Bloody hell, kids these days, no work ethic, moon on a stick...
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)
Moon-on-a-stick?
OMG!
I want one, right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)
it's now a name that's stuck
and no matter how many time's i shake my member at Minka, i will forever have this name


love b3ta
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:36, Reply)
Instead of doing the decent thing,
standing around watching and wanking into your hair?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)
That only happened once
You wont ever let me live that down will you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:28, Reply)
Of course not!
You shouldn't have spent the rest of the week telling everyone how unusually silky your hair felt.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)

that
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(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:15, Reply)
What?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:17, Reply)
It was meant to change "I get that a lot"
To "I don't get a lot"

Maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:18, Reply)
Pretty lame.
I think you suck.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:22, Reply)
Oh, of course I do.
As [name] will attest.


Insert any name you like in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:24, Reply)
Eds Meds?
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:25, Reply)
That's disgusting.
I feel digusted.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)
How do you think I felt?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)
I think Lampito should be banned
forever for sucking off Eds Meds.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)
I second this motion.
I think the Ceremonial Ban-Hammer should be used.
They can't type with mush-fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:30, Reply)
:(
TERRIBLE INTERNET BULLYING
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)
You seem shocked?
What you gonna do? Delete the thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)
Yeah Lampito
what are you gonna do eh!? Eh!? EH!?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)
Cry.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:21, Reply)
I KNEW THAT WAS COMING
I almost put a disclaimer in "Except Ed" but thought it too cruel.

I don't go for Wombles.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)
He is
Bigger than any man has the right to be!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:08, Reply)

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