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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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FUCK ME!
No new threads since 14:10?
WTF?

Say something...
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:53, 78 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I love you
and think we should run away together. Meet you at the airport in an hour and a half
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:54, Reply)
*Wonders if this is an open invitation, realises it probably isn't but turns up anyway, just in case*
Hahaha, so, socail awquardness, it's great, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:28, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:54, Reply)
What an excellent idea
Clendrix beating Kaol into unconciousness with her boobies. Violence towards Kaol and Clenders' melons; could there be a more wondrous thought?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:56, Reply)
Blood.
Needs more blood.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:58, Reply)
This can only be improved
by you hurtling around in the background with your catface on. Like a hyperactive toddler.

The catface is, of course, to help Clenders recognise you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:58, Reply)
I love midgets best of all the little people.
But normal short folk can fuck right off.

Edit6 - Apart from Captain V who is lush and come to think of it, my youngest sister is very short so she is ok too.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:58, Reply)
*cries*
:edit: I'm lush! Win =D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:58, Reply)
Sorry!
I thought you were a midget.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:59, Reply)
Dammit people I'm not *that* short
Am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:00, Reply)
Yeah,
You are.
I feel like a giant when I'm with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:02, Reply)
How tall ARE you?
*takes out stalking notebook*
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:04, Reply)
Having met him, I would guess about 6'2

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:07, Reply)
Pffft!
Typical woman.
There's an inch that you've left out.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:08, Reply)
She must've been distracted by my lushness or something

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:08, Reply)
He's 6'2"
with a 1" cock.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:08, Reply)
:(
You promised you'd not tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:09, Reply)
You're better hung than I thought you'd be.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:11, Reply)
Yeah,
I get that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:14, Reply)
Sew the seeds of disappointment,
Reap the fruits of pleasant surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:14, Reply)
Nice in theory
But it doesn't work very well when it's your girlfriend that sows the seeds of disappointment in us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:16, Reply)
That's not what you said when i saw you two walking home together the other night

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:22, Reply)
You're right it's not
I said "Please...help me. This crazy vampire want's to poke at me with his minuscule member"

You, being a cunt, turned a blind eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:24, Reply)

cunt child molester
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)
Explain, please.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)
Al called Smathels a child molester.
Really, it's not that hard to understand.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)
This seems to be a regular response,
Every time this guy posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:33, Reply)
Probably due to his history of molesting children.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:34, Reply)
Exactly.
I'd like to know some info.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:35, Reply)
Can't you whip yourself up an Information Pack?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)
Nah.
I need HARD FACTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)
Then get investigating!
Bloody hell, kids these days, no work ethic, moon on a stick...
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)
Moon-on-a-stick?
OMG!
I want one, right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)
it's now a name that's stuck
and no matter how many time's i shake my member at Minka, i will forever have this name


love b3ta
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:36, Reply)
Instead of doing the decent thing,
standing around watching and wanking into your hair?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)
That only happened once
You wont ever let me live that down will you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:28, Reply)
Of course not!
You shouldn't have spent the rest of the week telling everyone how unusually silky your hair felt.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)

that
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(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:15, Reply)
What?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:17, Reply)
It was meant to change "I get that a lot"
To "I don't get a lot"

Maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:18, Reply)
Pretty lame.
I think you suck.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:22, Reply)
Oh, of course I do.
As [name] will attest.


Insert any name you like in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:24, Reply)
Eds Meds?
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:25, Reply)
That's disgusting.
I feel digusted.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)
How do you think I felt?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)
I think Lampito should be banned
forever for sucking off Eds Meds.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)
I second this motion.
I think the Ceremonial Ban-Hammer should be used.
They can't type with mush-fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:30, Reply)
:(
TERRIBLE INTERNET BULLYING
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)
You seem shocked?
What you gonna do? Delete the thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)
Yeah Lampito
what are you gonna do eh!? Eh!? EH!?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)
Cry.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:21, Reply)
I KNEW THAT WAS COMING
I almost put a disclaimer in "Except Ed" but thought it too cruel.

I don't go for Wombles.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)
He is
Bigger than any man has the right to be!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:08, Reply)
Apparently
according to the Guardian, there was a program about walking to the South Pole on last night.

On it, was a man called Ed.

Who said he was a doctor.

Life imitating lies?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:58, Reply)
My thread
Was just too awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:00, Reply)
Stop it.
You are not TGB.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:04, Reply)
thank god
one is too many
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:11, Reply)
If anyone else had a vag that big it would collapse in on itself
and form a gigantic vaggy black hole.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:18, Reply)
FACT

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:54, Reply)
"Fat Mons"
better
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:32, Reply)
it was so awesome I couldn't think of anything to contribute

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:05, Reply)
My favorite author has a new book out.
I'm off to go get it tonight.

Won't be reading it yet, though.

Still reading Dead and Gone, the latest Sookie Stackhouse novel, and it's fucking BRILLIANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:03, Reply)
Hmph
We turn this into a great thread for you and what do you do? You fuck right off that's what you do!

*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:09, Reply)
She's still about.
She just gazzed me to say that she wished you weren't shitting up this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:10, Reply)
Awwwww man

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:11, Reply)
Have you just spilt some Dr Pepper?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:12, Reply)
Poor Capt'n V.
So misunderstood.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:13, Reply)
Nope
But your post made me think of the Fresh Prince theme tune which in turn has reminded me that I forgot to pick up my gear for kali and JKD tonight :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:19, Reply)
I saw TV's James Lance
..in Keith's Wine Bar in Liverpool yesterday. We got out of the cab and he was there smoking, then he came in and passed me. I dunno who he was with or why he was round Lark Lane.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:23, Reply)
There...
look how nicely you people can play when prodded.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)
*breaks everyones toys*
*runs round screaming*
LOOOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)
*gives Badger an e*
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:56, Reply)
*eats e*
*loves everyone*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:57, Reply)
Noooooooo!
Not my still boxed Star Wars toys and complete collection of 2000AD!

*cries*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:57, Reply)
This is terrible...
NO ONE ELSE HAS THESE!
NO ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)
Yup all of them
ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)
He doesn't have them really.
He used to but his mum threw them all out when he went out to the shops one afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)
Wow my mum threw out
£1.5m in used twenties when I went to the shop once
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)

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