Paranormal or overactive imagination
I just sat for 15 minutes whilst the lithe fuck-toy in my team explained various incidents that have happened to her that confirm the presence of a afterlife/paranormal dyemenshuns.

They could ALL be attributed to coincidence.

My only, half believable tale, happened to a buddy of mine. He went for a walk beside a lovely river, close to the site of ancient castle, that had been laid to siege and blasted to fuck by the famous 'mons meg' cannon that now lives at edinburgh castle. There is no castle left to see bar a tumble down wall.

he had been here many times fishing, camping etc. He rolled a jazz cigarette and basked in the warm sun, until he looked to his left and saw the unmistakable figure of, a hooded monk.

The figure was solid and most definitely 'there', he stared for a few moments more, not quite sure what to think. He glanced at the river then back, and it was gone.

A little shaken, he decided to finish his reefer elsewhere. He was 100% positive what he saw was actually there, as opposed to a jazz hallucination.

FFWD many years and he is giving a lift to a few co workers and they start talking about ghosts and all that sort of shit. One of the girls mentions 'the mad monk of duchal woods'....the cogs in his mind whirr, but he says nothing. they explain that the monk can be see by the stretch of river beside the ruins of Duchal Castle, exactly where he had been, and that he was killed when the castle was under siege, as he did not want to leave.

Now he had never heard of this legend nor did he mention his sighting to the girls. It therefore completely re-inforced what he was prepared to put down to being too twatted on cannabliss.

Anyway, what events, imagined or otherwise, have made you tremble with primal fear.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:46, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

HONDA ACCORDS DO IT FOR ME EVERY TIME

(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:47, Reply)

George W Bush being elected for a second term

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Fuck the second term, it was his
theft of the first term that made me think of the unreal. But even more paranormal is how anyone could believe that Ronald Regan was anything other than a fascist whose policies were only designed to give more money to the elite and destroy the middle class in the US. If he didn’t sell his soul, I don’t know who did. People still quack on about how great he was.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:24, Reply)

So a stoner saw a hoody?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Pffffffffffffffft!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Smear tests.

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)

The answer's always a butterfly.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Ah...
So telling them that I saw a dismembered baby was a mistake?
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Yep, you've been given cervical cancer.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:58, Reply)

It's not my fault I have a very tight vagina.
It's a burden I have to indure.
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Tease
You'll be getting lots of gaz's after that post!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:26, Reply)

*shrugs*
Could be worse, I figured my lungs'd go first.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)

That time that I was a lesbian was quite freaky.
Thank god for Buckminster and his manly internet skillZ.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

I soon turned you with my raging horn
I even remembered to shout surprise.
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Psychoactive drugs cause hallucinations shocker!
I am a QUALIFIED MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:57, Reply)

And I'm the Queen of fucking Sheba.

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Are you?
How very pleased to meet you ma'am.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Sitting on a throne of catfood.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)

You are TGB and I claim my five pounds.
I don't know anyone else who'd even consider trying to jam a whole fucking country up in there.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:08, Reply)

in all the years
i have been a subscriber to Jazz Weekly, i have never, not once, had a hallucination, in the sense that i saw something that was not there.

if i saw a ghost, i would rape it within an inch of its life, the diaphanous cunts
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)

a subscriber to jazz weekly
like it

I'm fairly sure that I've heard stuff that wasn't there whilst chonged, but it was after a monster session of hardcore euro-grass and I was lost in copenhagen.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:07, Reply)

aural hallucinations
maybe..in fact they can be kicked off by simply listening to some music with headphones on..preferably the ones that cover your ears.

Within seconds i start hearing knocks and other weird noises, usually the sound of a murderer coming in the front door, and my hackles raise.

freaks me out everytime
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I get this
but I hear the telephone ring or my name being called
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:15, Reply)

I believe... but dont quote me
Its because the Jazz-anoids, inhibit the brains ability to comprehend its surroundings. Hence the paranoia, it also means innocuous(?) noises seem more significant

Ive built up a healthy resistance to that now though
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:49, Reply)

YM

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:00, Reply)

lithe fuck-toy
hahahahaha
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:40, Reply)