So the world's going to end in 24 hours
Time's ticking, what are you going to do? + points for extreme creativity

-points for YM
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:44, 32 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Hmm
I'd probably go and dig up the Queen Mum
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:49, Reply)

And piss on her bones?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Go back to bed with a good book, a cup of tea and a fag.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:54, Reply)

fag hag.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:57, Reply)

More hag than fag really.
But yes, I have danced the night away with homosexuals : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Steal a car.
Drive to my mate's house.
Ask/persuade him to give me his shotgun.

Go on a killing rampage.
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Finally admit to the world my love of Micheal Jackson.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:58, Reply)

You were too ugly as a child
For him to molest you.
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:00, Reply)

I actually did some modelling as a child I'll have you know.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Airfix?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:03, Reply)

zing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:03, Reply)

My mate
was a pampers baby
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:03, Reply)

for Horror mags?

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:03, Reply)

badum tish,
hilariously, it was to advertise sausages.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:09, Reply)

"My first Accountant" gift-set?

( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Rape the buffaloes and stampede the women

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Find the girl from my old work I had a crush on
and tell her I love her. It might work. If it doesn't, rohypnol follwed by rapey fun tiem*.



*I do not endorse rapey fun tiem.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Except for in world endy situations

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Poor old Keira Knightley
I cant imagine that her last 24hours would be much fun
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Ha!
I've clicked that I like it, but I'm not sure if that's the right way of putting it.*




*As Ms Knightley said last night, way-hey!
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:09, Reply)

I don't know
Maybe she'd love to be raped to death.



I know I would
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:11, Reply)

head down to the industrial estate
and get into the porsche garage, threaten staff until they give me keys. drive really fast.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Not much.
I like routine.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Feel justified for taking the 'five-a-day rule'
and applying it to smokes instead of fruit.
( thealternativefact, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Decorate the downstairs bathroom
and as it's the end of the world i'll be a bit more daring than magnolia...off-white, no...cream...fuckit...BUTTERSCOTCH!

Yeah baby.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Damn, I wish I had your bottle

(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:22, Reply)

It's better to live one day as a tiger...
...than a lifetime of being a sheep

That's how I roll.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:25, Reply)

I will do
You
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Yeah
I can't quite believe I said that.

Sorry.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Never apologise!
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Sorry
.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:01, Reply)

24 hours?
Call Jack Bauer. He'll sort it.

or if he couldn't,
Contact family friends to say goodbye, and then make my way onto the
local quiet beach, (hopefully on a nice evening) sit down with a good book, some good food and drink, some music in the background and just chill.
No point in panicking.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:44, Reply)