Here's one from FML
Today, my 14 year old sister deleted my entire iTunes library, which had every song by The Doors, The Beatles, The Grateful Dead and the Rolling Stones, because she thought my music was "weird." She replaced it with Britney Spears, Panic at the Disco and the Jonas Brothers. FML

Am I the only one who thinks murder is justified in those circumstances?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:43, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No. I agree.
I suggest waiting until said 14 year old sister goes out, getting out coloured paint, and then painting over every single poster that she undoubtedly has of these bands and singers in solid blocks of colour. And then paint a b3ta cock on all of them.

It'd piss her off at least without sending the poor sibling to jail.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:48, Reply)

I like this
I like this a lot... and then replace her iTunes library with The Doors, Rolling Stones etc.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:09, Reply)

Murder is probably justified
But unfortunately, the prosecution will argue that you should have had a backup, therefore negating the need for siblingcide (there's probably a real word for this, but I can't be arsed finding out what it is).
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:54, Reply)

if it were a brother it'd be fratricide
not sure about sisters though...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:57, Reply)

Justice?

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:58, Reply)

I looked it up
It's sororicide. Not a word that trips off the tongue.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:00, Reply)

I thought that would be what it is
given that sorority basically means sisterhood.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:07, Reply)

If I killed an alcoholic tramp
Would it be a cidercide?

/coat
( Captain V, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:16, Reply)

GET OUT.

( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:20, Reply)

.
Is killing your neighbours called grassisalwaysgreenerontheother-cide?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:22, Reply)

Is killing somebody from the West Westcide?
( Captain V, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:24, Reply)

I think it is
In fact there's a famous musical about it
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:23, Reply)

Only if
killing off a very small football team is fivercide.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:24, Reply)

One for the mathematicians...
Use of a particular lop-sided function to obliterate the obese could be Heavicide.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Muder in a pub:
inncide.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:28, Reply)

And if you take them out back
backcide
( Captain V, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:28, Reply)

And if they're a Scouser
Merseycide!

(Sorry, old one, I know)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:29, Reply)

If you kill Perez Hilton
"Out"-cide
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Kill them with a particular cut of beef?
Topcide
( Captain V, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:30, Reply)

So is pretending to kill someone
Classed as Pseudocide?
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:30, Reply)

No
That's killing a pretend person, perhaps a meat puppet.
( Captain V, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:31, Reply)

I miss La Peste so much :(

( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:33, Reply)

I hate all of you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Why?

( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:37, Reply)

isn't it obvious?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Nope
Not at all.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Catface maybe.
It's normally his fault.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Now
It all falls into place.

Everything is Catfaces fault.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:46, Reply)

that's true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Fucksocks

( Captain V, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)

There you go.

( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Killing [insert member of government here]
Cuntricide

(old, I know)
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:31, Reply)

And if you were a farmer from the West Country
It'd be Gerofmylandicide!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:36, Reply)

Perhaps if you shove them down a drain
forensic investigations might conclude it was sewercide?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:32, Reply)

If you kill someone on a promenade..
Is it Idoliketobebesidethesea-cide?

It's sad to admit, I'm a little proud of that!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:02, Reply)