But Woodside hates me.
Unfortunatley he doesn't hate me enough to gaz me and tell me : (





Here goes........

*deep breath*

Becky, I probably won't miss you very much when your gone.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's ok, I'll miss very few people from here when I'm gone

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:46, Reply)

I bet you'll miss Al and his brand spanking new girly bike.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:49, Reply)

I'm not around here often enough to BE missed these days.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Nah because I'll still see some b3tans in real life OFFLINE as they are now passable friends
so long as the inspection isn't too close
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Life off line:
Does it realy exist?
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:49, Reply)

I would say that Woodside is the worst person on b3ta
but that would be offering some recognition, and implying that it is a person rather than some kind of genital fungus
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:47, Reply)

^ This

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:52, Reply)

I read that as Wookiee at first
and thought that whilst accurate was maybe a bit mean as he is here
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:54, Reply)

How could anyone hate Wookie.
He's so small and cute, like Kylie.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:56, Reply)

And he's got
A cracking arse.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:57, Reply)

So they say
I still don't believe it though.

EDIT Oooops, I read that as crackling arse.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Walnuts?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:03, Reply)

...and only one tit.
Like Kylie.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Yeah.
You're a right one.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Oh dear me.
1/10 Must try harder.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:11, Reply)