I just ate
a buffalo burger. It's quite a lot nicer than cow.

What weird and wonderful things have you eaten? Also horse meat is fucking awesome and anyone that goes "aww you can't eat the lickle horseyworseys" will be shot.

I love horse meat best of all the meaty treats
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:14, 49 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ostrich Steak
Lovely with a bit of Cranberry sauce.

Also Emu (tastes a bit like iodine), Kangaroo (stinks when cooking) and crocodile (a bit salty)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:15, Reply)

Ooh they
had ostrich burgers here as well. What kind of flavour is it?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:17, Reply)

It tastes of ostrich
silly.

Ostrich is lovely. Very tasty, and very low in fat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:24, Reply)

I found crocodile to be quite tough
might just have been cooked badly though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Nope,
It's very tough - a bit like dry, overcooked pork
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I actually quite like dry, overcooked pork
if it's done well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)

I like horsemeat
It's Champion.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:15, Reply)

No one under 40
is going to get that (apart from me because I'm awesome)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:16, Reply)

And me

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Don't care.
That's my favourite Dad joke of all time.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:21, Reply)

me too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:26, Reply)

I'm 31
and I get it :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I've eaten loads of wierd stuff,
frogs legs, snails, honey ants (or whatever they're called I've forgotten), and deepfried grasshoppers.

I still prefer the normal stuff though.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:16, Reply)

YM!
She tasted of chicken.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Being a vegetarian is limiting on crazy stuff to ingest but I have had brown bread ice cream which is fairly unusual.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:20, Reply)

My mother makes a quite excellent brown bread icecream
I think I might order/request she makes me some.

MmmmmMMmmmm
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:31, Reply)

I had a slimfast this morning
chocolate flavor
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:22, Reply)

YM lost a ton of weight when they brought out cock flavoured slimfast.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:36, Reply)

BAM!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Could you let her come home now please?
I miss my mum :'(
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Aww, when you comin' to the UK?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:44, Reply)

next year when I have the proper means to
going to save for a while so I don't have to worry about not having enough money when I get there

btw, jizz isn't the same thing as slimfast
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Crocodile
Snake
Bison
Ostrich
Kangaroo
Buffalo (are they the same as Bison?)
Pig's bollocks
Sheep's bollocks

I have eaten all of the above. Buffalo curry was the best of these: superb - quite venison-like, lean and richly flavoured. Kangaroo the worst: tough and chewy. 'Christ mate', said an Australian colleague upon hearing I'd eaten it; 'we feed that shit to our fackin dogs!'

Andouillette remains the worst thing I have ever eaten in my life and I shall be very surprised if there's anything worse on earth.

For those lucky enough not to know what that is:

'French andouillette, on the other hand, is an acquired taste and can be an interesting challenge even for adventurous eaters who don’t object to the taste or aroma of faeces. It is sometimes eaten cold, as in picnic baskets. Served cold and sliced thinly, the smell, taste, and texture may be mistaken for an andouille [a milder, less stinky sausage], but on closer inspection the texture is considerably more rubbery and the meat has a more faeces-like flavor. By contrast, many French eateries serve andouillette as a hot dish, and foreigners have been repulsed by the aroma, to the point where they find it inedible (see external links). While hot andouillette smells of faeces, food safety requires that all such matter is removed from the meat before cooking. Faeces-like aroma can be attributed to the common use of the pig’s colon (chitterlings) in this sausage, and stems from the same compounds that give faeces some of its odours.'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Googles Andouillette.
*Bokes* Tripe *Bokes again*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Tripe never appealed to me
funnily enough
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:35, Reply)

I've had kangaroo steak
and it was lovely, if slightly gamey.

I also ate wallaby kebab and emu burger that day. I do like eating the local fauna when on holiday.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:35, Reply)

I'm glad you've eaten all of the above, it would be a pretty silly list otherwise.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:38, Reply)

"Buffalo (are they the same as Bison?)"

You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo

*ducks*
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:41, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:46, Reply)

My ex wife's cousin
loved the stuff :/

Andouillette, that is.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:43, Reply)

let me get this straight
(s)he likes eating a sausage that smells like shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Yes
he did.

Nowt so queer as folk.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:46, Reply)

often b3ta conversations get translated to office ones
so we were discussing strange foods, and my colleague revealed that when living in Africa he once ate snake, possibly a puff adder.

chickeny texture, kind of gamey was the verdict.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Zebra
And it was really tasty, makes me want to try horse.
( Weejock, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:48, Reply)

If you cook it using a griddle pan
Does it end up looking like it did when it was alive?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Horse is lovely
It's like a gamey steak. Full of win!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Same
At the same sitting I had; Hippo, Ostrich, Sailfish, Crocodile and quite possibly Buffalo.
Zebra remains my favourite, followed by surprisingly lean hippo meat.
( Weejock, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Ooooo
Do I get internet points for having just eaten Kudu Biltong?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Yes.
Because it's excellent.
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Hmmm...
Giraffe.
Zebra.
Monkey.
Snake.
Dog.
Cat.
Rat.
Moose.
And erm... Live baby eels.
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:57, Reply)

I bet you've tried
Downing a live goldfish.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Have not.
I'm not counting stuff on the list like "Buffalo" and "Horse".

Oh, for the record, worms aren't bad.
You starve them, then kill them. Dry them in the sun, then grind them into a powder. Mix in into a basic vegetable stew.
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Snake surprise
Followed by chilled monkey brains.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Nah.
The monkey was horrible, gristley stuff, and they burnt it badly.
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Shark
in a Mexican restaurant.

Tasted like rather salty beef.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:15, Reply)

You ever heard of
"Rock"?
As in "Rock and chips", from a fish and chip shop?
That's shark.
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Beat this
Whale. Yes folks, bring on the knackerz hate. WHALE!!!!!
(knackerz is skinning up, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 8:27, Reply)

You ate a b3tan?
You cunt
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 12:15, Reply)

it was only
for "scientific research", I didn't know at the time. I was out for dinner with a group of friends (I live in Japan) and I asked "what's that manky salty pink meat?" it turned out to be minke whale.

Just so you know, it's not very nice, stick with beef.
(knackerz is skinning up, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:48, Reply)