I thought the film was pretty shit to be honest
Gambit was pretty good, which is nice because he was always my favourite character, but they jammed it all together with no finesse, and left me fairly disappointed.

However, Wolverine's gf was fucking hot.

I'd shag Mystique. she's very flexible and can look like anyone. That's a no brainer.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It had lots of good ideas
and then it was put together in a stunningly bad way, and that STUPID FUCKING ADAMANTIUM BULLET PLOT "TWIST" I mean for fucks sake, surely somebody read these scripts and thought, errrr guys, this a) doesn't make a lot of sense and b) looks like a massive cop out, kind of like we forgot to include his amnesia until just before we started filming.

I enjoyed the film, I still think it's better than X3, but it should have been so much better.

And both of them are better than Superman Returns. Now that was a pile of massive wank. Bryan Singer, you're a massive, massive cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:37, Reply)

X3 was guilty of the same stuff, but more so
you are right on basically every point.

well done.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Thank you.
I was in the Cavern on saturday night, and then in a pub called the Angel, or possible the Angelic.

We saw a band called Acoustic Ladyland in the Cavern. They were pretty good, but they were not acoustic, and only one of them was a lady.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:43, Reply)

that'll be the angel
I've not heard of that band. and haven't been to the cavern in ages. is the beer still expensive?

shame I was too busy to come and meet up really. a missed opportunity.

were you down on friday?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:44, Reply)

No we drove down saturday morning
I would have come to see your band otherwise. Was it a good gig?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:47, Reply)

yeah, not bad
we had stage invasions from drunk girls. we had an encore demanded from us, where we played a heavy tune about werewolves (only 3rd time we've played it ever) and I managed to break two strings at once while doing it.

I was satisifed because the set list we came up with mostly consisted of songs with ridiculous guitar solos
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Superman Returns was awwwwfffful
It's like they saw Batman Begins and went "Yeah we need to do the exact opposite of everything in that"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Superman Returns
Was all kinds of shit.

Amazingly, it managed to be worse than Spiderman 3 AND Hellboy 2.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Hellboy 2 wasn't as bad as you like to make out it was
Spiderman 3 was also not as bad as people said, the main problem with it was that it was actually two films in one.

If they had separated it into two it would have been great. I hope Raimi makes another one the way he wants to, without too much studio interference.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Ok can we say
Superman Returns was very almost nearly as bad as Signs which we all know is the worst film in the history of the world.

Any defending of this film will be ignored
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:44, Reply)

the worst film in the history of the world is actually called
The Assignment. www.imdb.com/title/tt0118647/

Signs is dire though. no argument there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:45, Reply)

I've not seen signs
I gave up M Night Shayamalamadingdong films after I realised they were all UTTERLY SHIT.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Unbreakable isn't too bad.
I enjoyed it in a strange way.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)

unbreakable is fucking dreadful

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Why did you watch it then?

( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)

*shrugs*
it was on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Strangely I agree with Vipros :p
Unbreakable was a massive pile of wank. I sat through god knows how long and they wrap up the film by little bits of text "the naughty man was put away"

"the good guy won a kitten and lived happily ever after"

SHHIIIIT
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)

You could see the ending coming from a mile off

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)

YOU'RE ALL GAY.
*runs off crying*
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:58, Reply)

You're all wrong.
Pearl Harbour is in fact the worst film that I've ever seen.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:47, Reply)

IMDB
Currently rates this as the worst

www.imdb.com/title/tt0060753/

The plot is apparently "Gritty neo-noir art film about escaped convict Griffin and his friends, who ran all the way to hell... with a penny, and a broken cigarette. " which sounds awesome!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)

It is pretty shit
but you get to see lots of yankee dodle dandies getting shot by the japs, so it's not all bad.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)

I'd watch the attack scene.
But why the fuck did they think it was a good idea to tag that onto what felt like 3 hours of George Lucas-scripted romance dialogue?
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:50, Reply)

I'm not sure I've actually watched it all
I think I may have just seen the attack scene a couple of times. I thought the ending was crap too. I don't know if it's true, but it smacked of Hollywood staging to me.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Our opinions are different.
Now we must get upset and argue ineffectually.
Still... Comic adaptations... Ghost Rider. Need I say more.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:46, Reply)

*Gets upset*
*online*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Not seen Ghost Rider
But it can't be worse than Superman IV. Nothing can be worse than that pile of excrement.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Nuclear Man?
You could possibly be right.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:29, Reply)

And yet
I still have it on DVD :(

It was part of a box set though; I would never have actually deliberately bought the piece of wank.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:37, Reply)

I liked Hellboy 2.
I don't know anything outside of the films about that universe, but I enjoyed it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)