Actaully, yeah
my da is proof of that - his ankle was smashed up 4 years ago when he was assaulted and he's disabled now. Wasn't a punishment beating though.

They used to use drills on the kneecaps too. Lovely.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm really glad I'm not V now!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

All he has to do is buy my da a pint
and it'll be fine.

fine-ish.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)

That I can do
Plus I've always been pretty good with parents. I first met one of my ex's Dad's when I was in her bed post fuck and him and I got on brilliantly =D
( Captain V, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:52, Reply)

My father is Catholic
and as such, very hung up about sex. It is best if you never refer to the fact that you're banging his precious eldest daughter, even if she is a dirty whore.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:54, Reply)

You should get V a T-Shirt
with the slogan "I'm hotter than your daughters VAG!"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

^this

( Captain V, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)

I'm surprised you don't already have this on a t-shirt.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)

I'll also avoid mentioning just how much I LOVE potatoes

( Captain V, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:53, Reply)

You should start off with the joke about how many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman.
That'll go down brilliantly.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Or how I used to eat chocolate after sex
But since I started screwing his daughter I prefer to eat potatoes and refuse to let her have any.
( Captain V, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)

*emigrates*

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Or shake hands with him
and then go, "hey, smell my fingers, CHCB got a bit horny in the car on the way over, oh don't worry, I didn't cut myself, she's just come on, she gets super horny when she's on"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:03, Reply)

I can see why you have more success fucking bikes.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:04, Reply)

If you're scared, I'ld be fucked.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Captive bolts
From abattoir too.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)