I reckon
Well done, now I've got it in my head to go trompsing around in foreign countries.
Thanks.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good.
Start here.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Where is 'here'?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:15, Reply)

England!

( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Good old Blighty!
Land of cake and kittums.
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:18, Reply)

wheeeeeeeeeere in England?
I don't know where to go or what to do.
I'll have to buy a tent.
I'll get a shot gun flashed at me for sleeping in someones garden.
This could go really well or really bad.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Start in London.
We'll send you to b3tans all over the place. It'll be fun.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Can we package her up in a box
and put her in the luggage compartment of a national express coach?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:23, Reply)

sounds terrifying

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:25, Reply)

iI'm sure there are some crazy and incredibly friendly B3tans out there that will put you up for a day or two if you ask the nicely.
Hint hint.
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:23, Reply)

flight and hotel from december 3rd to 8th is $1000
thats fucking amazing
I think I may actually make a trip over
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:32, Reply)

What hotel, where?

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:32, Reply)

This isn't for stalking reasons.
I'm in the Hotel business, I'll warn you if it's a shit one.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Oh. My. Fucking. God.
This is your new Best Post Ever.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:40, Reply)

I'm going to start telling people i'm in the housing business
Because I dig holes in fields before they put the houses up.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:41, Reply)

I'm gonna tell people I am a famous author
because my office is Virginia Woolf's old dressing room.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I was just gonna warn her if it was a bug-infested one :p

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:43, Reply)

You are so funny, Kaol.

( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I don't have to take this shit.
I'm going to the South Pole in my Jet.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Fuck off are you.
Get your own bloody ideas.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Oh Edmund!
You're back, you old rogue, you.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:57, Reply)

HAHAHA!
What happens if I click "I LIKE THIS" on every one of his posts?
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:58, Reply)

I 'll be crowned King of Off Topic.
But that's ok, I'll make you my Royal Hotel Zoologist.
Honestly, what sort of a person makes absurd claims about their qualifications on the internet?
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:01, Reply)

He's your perfect match, Edmund.
You should marry him...
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:05, Reply)

NOT AGAIN!

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Show us your cock first!

( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:56, Reply)

The St George's Hotel (Victoria)
The Strand Palace
Copthorne Tara Hotel London Kensington
Park Inn Hyde Park
Thistle Euston
Wedgewood Hotel ($859 holy smack)
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Park Inn Hyde Park
Is pretty decent.
We did the furniture for it.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I've stayed at the Park Inn but at another place in London and it was fine.

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Was it fine after you left?
Or had you pooed in the wardrobe and rubbed your fanny on the taps?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:41, Reply)

You disgust me.
Did you know that?
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I just hoped this was the case.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Yeah?
They're pretty decent hotels, not cheap, not too though expensive.
Plus, unlike a lot of London hotels, I've never heard reports of rooms being closed due to bug infestations.

Happens in a lot more hotels than you'd like to think.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:42, Reply)

What about Holiday Inn Bexley?
or Sleeping Beauty Motel? I only like it cause of the name, mind
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:47, Reply)

They both sound fucking shite.
I've got no evidence though.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:49, Reply)

oh alright then
ta for the advice!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Just get some of that
gelatine gel stuff to smear on your thighs to prevent chaffage, then hike away. If you hike lots your things won't be as fat and you won't need the gel anymore.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Your things?
GTFO, Al. You are mindless.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Sorry that should have been thighs

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:22, Reply)

gelatin gel?
are you telling me to rub jello all over me?

have I wandered onto a weirdo porn or something?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Al is a sick man.
Very sick.
He'll be dead before you get here.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:17, Reply)

are you going to kill him?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Yes.
I shall squeeze him to death.
He'll love it.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:21, Reply)

She's going to
suffocate me with her muff. It'll be a great way to go.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:22, Reply)

We're both going to have a lot of fun.

( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:23, Reply)