I bet
he even shaves and polishes his legs so he goes faster on it.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Al doesn't call them legs
He refers to them as his waxy pair of bike engines.
( Captain V, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Thrusting Pistons?

(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Yea that'd have been better
So many of my jokes seem half baked lately :(
( Captain V, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

So many All of my jokes seem half baked shit lately :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

The thought of a thrusting
Piston has made me bring up my cereal.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

The milk
is quite cum like as well.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Only if
he gargles it
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Oh FFS
there goes the banana :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Do you reckon piston's
cock is like a banana? I reckon he's bent to the left
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

@(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=by7TSX4DZJM&feature=related
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Would you give him one?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:10, Reply)

If by "one"
you mean a punch in the face, then yes I'd give him several
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:11, Reply)

So, essenchaly, you'ld like to bang him?
You do know he's currently single, doncha? You should go for it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Damn
if only I was single. Sadly I'm not and I just can't bring myself to cheat. Oh what a cruel world!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)

In your own little way, you're doing womanhood a favour, by not taking such a catch off the shelf.
Groovy cool cats like that don't get bogged down by The Man's rules about the whole "Wooh now, I'm sooo single... or at least, let me make a call and I will be in about 5 minuites", "kindda seeing someone, but it's not serious" and "Yeah', I've been married undevotably to my hubby for 15 years, let's spice things up a bit by having an affair" things.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Wait
did you just say Piston has been married to his hubby for 15 years?

Aww congrats Piston
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:37, Reply)

According to Piston, there is no such thing as Hetrosexuality or Homosexuality.
There are just "People who I have fucked" and "People I've yet to fuck".

I think you can guess what list is bigger than the other.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Is there anyone
on that first list?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Some people think it's best to just get it over and done with.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:59, Reply)

That I find surprising
He has such a good way with women.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

This post has got 'mind bleach' written all over it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

:D

(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:34, Reply)