Word up bitches
To celebrate Al fucking off for two weeks (YAY!) I think we should talk about our favourite Al moments. Mine was when he bought his super gay bike
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:23, 51 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That must be the gayest bike I've ever seen.
I bet even Quentin Crisp wouldn't ride that bike in case he stood out too much.

My favorite Al moment was when he wobbled for all he was worth in the clean coal episode.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Mine was at about 11pm last night.
He was so gentle.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:26, Reply)

I bet
he even shaves and polishes his legs so he goes faster on it.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Al doesn't call them legs
He refers to them as his waxy pair of bike engines.
( Captain V, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Thrusting Pistons?

(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Yea that'd have been better
So many of my jokes seem half baked lately :(
( Captain V, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

So many All of my jokes seem half baked shit lately :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

The thought of a thrusting
Piston has made me bring up my cereal.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

The milk
is quite cum like as well.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Only if
he gargles it
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Oh FFS
there goes the banana :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Do you reckon piston's
cock is like a banana? I reckon he's bent to the left
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

@(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=by7TSX4DZJM&feature=related
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Would you give him one?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:10, Reply)

If by "one"
you mean a punch in the face, then yes I'd give him several
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:11, Reply)

So, essenchaly, you'ld like to bang him?
You do know he's currently single, doncha? You should go for it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Damn
if only I was single. Sadly I'm not and I just can't bring myself to cheat. Oh what a cruel world!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)

In your own little way, you're doing womanhood a favour, by not taking such a catch off the shelf.
Groovy cool cats like that don't get bogged down by The Man's rules about the whole "Wooh now, I'm sooo single... or at least, let me make a call and I will be in about 5 minuites", "kindda seeing someone, but it's not serious" and "Yeah', I've been married undevotably to my hubby for 15 years, let's spice things up a bit by having an affair" things.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Wait
did you just say Piston has been married to his hubby for 15 years?

Aww congrats Piston
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:37, Reply)

According to Piston, there is no such thing as Hetrosexuality or Homosexuality.
There are just "People who I have fucked" and "People I've yet to fuck".

I think you can guess what list is bigger than the other.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Is there anyone
on that first list?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Some people think it's best to just get it over and done with.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:59, Reply)

That I find surprising
He has such a good way with women.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

This post has got 'mind bleach' written all over it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

:D

(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:34, Reply)

I liked the part where
The bell tickled him a bit as he left the shop. It's not supposed to be on the saddle, Al.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:38, Reply)

It was the sales assistants bell

end
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

And it only tickled a bit because
You could park a bus in Al's giant arse?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)

I loved the bit
where he edited what people had said to make himself look superior.
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Al made himself look superiour?
I think I must have missed all of those moments
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:02, Reply)

*something about vaginas*

( Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Are you just obsessed
with mine because I'm the only woman that will talk to you and you have started thinking up bizarre sexual acts you would like to do with me?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Do you really want me to answer that?

( Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Oh do I get a choice?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Now
I have never mentioned performing bizarre sexual acts on you, so I think that's a little bit of a freudian slip there. It's okay, don't be embarrassed, lots of women have been know to get all fizzy when I'm nearby, there's no shame in it.

But I'm afraid I do have to inform you that, as a soon to be married man, you're going to have to settle for frigging yourself off in front of me.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)

oh no
how ever will i cope i just dont know what i am going to do oh no i have already lost the ability to capitalise the world may very well be ending or at least my world.

please somebody hold me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)

There there, it'll be okay

( Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Will it?
I really don't know if I will be able to go on
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)

*holds*


¬_¬



*gropes*
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)

At least
I get to fondle your hair one last time this way

*fondles*
*gropes*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)

My friend is getting that bike
I was too.

But I'm not now.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

HAHA!
Are you getting a better one instead?
( Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Yes, going to get the 2010 Allez 18

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 12:15, Reply)

My favourite al show
was the one where a very vague plot allowed Al to remember previous incidents and they just showed flashbacks of all the best bits. Like this thread. So in answer, this thread.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I like that bit at the end of the night after being in the pub together.
Where I went to shake his hand, and he went to hug me, so I went to hug him and he went to shake my hand.

And then, when he embrassed me upon his manly man arms, I sniffed his hair and let out a little sigh.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:11, Reply)

I liked that as well.
We should do it again sometime.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Deffo !
Come to the park on saturday.

Actually, thinking about it, I had better gaz around to see if anyone is actually going.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Awwww
sorry, I'm off on holiday tomorrow so I can't come.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Dayum, next time =)
Off to anywhere nice?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:25, Reply)

The SARF of france.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Remember your englishness !
"Oi', Garson, pule-a-vou-a-stella, mate", and he if he doesn't understand, smash the place up, safe in the knowledge that you tried your best.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)