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At the weekend I dreamt that a b3tan (not CHCB) found out about an affair I was having with a b3tan.
I then woke up next to a different b3tan. Very confusing.
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Captain V, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:28,
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latest was 16 years ago)
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
you're not supposed to tell people about us
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:29,
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It wasn't us
I don't know whether or not I want to say as in my dream the b3tan that discovered it was very angry :(
Apparently Kaol
knows you're going to marry me but has no idea whether or not I'm going to marry you.
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Captain V, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:30,
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I'm not going to marry you
unless you grow to human height
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:32,
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Wrong
I'm not growing anymore and Kaol's precognitions are never wrong.
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Captain V, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:32,
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Ahem
use of names?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:39,
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Nothing to see here
Move along
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Captain V, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:40,
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YOU STUPID MIDGET CUNT!
FUCK YOU!
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Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:42,
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hahahahah
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:44,
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Awwww man
Why do you hate me James?
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Captain V, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:45,
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Because you're a terrible prick.
You're RUINING MY LIFE.
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Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:46,
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Is he an awful penis?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:49,
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Yes.
He revealed my true-name ONLINE.
I'm gonna sue him.
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Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:52,
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Even better than that
just squash him next time you see him.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:55,
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Nah.
I don't wanna get the juice on my gloves.
Did you hear that he gave Vitamin C swine flu?
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Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:57,
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Next time he sees me I'll be a zombie gnome
=D
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Captain V, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:57,
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You'll have doubled your IQ,
AND you'll smell better?
This is good news.
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Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:04,
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Tart!
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girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:29,
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V
Could you be any more vague?
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Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:33,
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Male b3tan discovers my affair with a female b3tan
I woke up next to CHCB. That's as specific as I'm getting for now.
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Captain V, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:34,
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ha was it Kaol
finding out you were having an affair with Mel?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:36,
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Very no
No offense to Mel, she's lovely, but no.
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Captain V, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:38,
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Well
Thanks for learing that up.
The only new info was the one thing I kinda knew anyway.
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Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:36,
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Ah well.
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Captain V, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 13:37,
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ahhhhh
now I know why you were so reluctant to wake up this weekend.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:17,
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