Is off topic dying?
Is this now the death rattle? MTFU people, you're b3tans and I demand interesting and amusing things to read on my lunchbreak.

CONSIDER YOURSELVES WARNED
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:12, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

no,it's been fine
just a slow day today. it happens.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Is that really the best you can do Vipros?
wow
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:16, Reply)

I wasn't aware that I was being awarded points
I'm fairly busy today
*shrugs*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:23, Reply)

There is nothing interesting or amusing in my life
Apart from the size of my willy. Which is only vaguely amusing and not particularly interesting.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:16, Reply)

POIDH

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:17, Reply)

B====D - - -

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:20, Reply)

It's ok,
I'm here now.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Yeah because you're a barrel of bloody laughs, you are.

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:20, Reply)

I'm a ray of fucking sunshine,
sunshine.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:21, Reply)

Ray is a boy's name.
You can be a Millicent of sunshine.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:25, Reply)

See, we agree on some things
disdain for Chompy and her irritating manner for one :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:23, Reply)

We should be friends again.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:48, Reply)

I've given up.
Every time I tell you lot about one of my adventures or inventions you call me a liar, and then subject me to a completely unwarranted barrage of hatred and bile. It's not my fault you don't have a fucking fighter jet, aren't a doctor and can't cure major diseases in your spare time, for fuck's sakes! Man up and TRY. I wasn't always the debonaire, all-action alpha male I am today, it took WORK.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Second life

doesn't count
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Ah Ha
I actually can cure every major illness in the world. It's really simple.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Does this involve you injecting people

with your special medicine?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Yes
But the special medicine is a closely guarded secret. In fact it's guarded by a whole flight of Tornado pilots and a small child from Barry.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)

b3ta has died a fucking death
not even /talk gives me jollies anymore
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:34, Reply)

that's because you are a miserable person
and nothing and no one can please you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:36, Reply)

I'm sure that somebody could
But in this day and age who can tell.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:38, Reply)

naway mon
Rosalicious is da shit
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:39, Reply)

YEAH! SISTERHOOD

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Well I have had a reason for my lack of funnies recently but I'm soon going to be back to normal.
and then you'll all be sorry!
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:39, Reply)

I'M WORKING
OKAY
not that I'm a massive contributor to the fun tiems anyway
BUT STILL
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:40, Reply)

People always tell me I'm funny
But I don't think that they mean it in a "Ha Ha" kind of way.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:40, Reply)

I blame me not being here

(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:42, Reply)

yeah?! well we blame you too!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Gots to work unfortunately :-(

(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:53, Reply)

laaaaaaaaaame
I gots to work too :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:03, Reply)

I blame
The piskies!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Thrilling contribution there becks, well done.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Nyesss..
... and she complained that the one thread I risked starting was of a low quality. I only got a D- for it. I figured it was a C+ at least, possibly even a B-. Personally, I'd rate this as F- with a MUST TRY HARDER written all over it in a big red marker pen. In fact, make that a very big marker pen or perhaps a monkey's arse.
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:48, Reply)

qotwers aren't proper b3tans

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:45, Reply)